Apr. 25th, 2010 01:10 am
Continuing the 'Completely Useless Posts' theme of the night, and along the same lines as this post:


This picture makes me want dark chocolate and strong coffee.

And other delicious things.
The instapaper app is the best thing ever. Now does anyone have any loooooooong juicy fics to rec me? Because I can read them later. XD (Speaking of long juicy fics, anyone who has even the slightest tolerance for NuTrek stuff should be reading the Atlas series by Angel Baby 1. It is delicious.)


Sep. 11th, 2009 08:57 pm
My dad bought me an ipod touch for my birthday, and I have to say, I don't know where the fuck all this Apple brand loyalty comes from. The device itself is very nice, but I don't think I've ever dealt with a shadier company. The only one that comes close to Apple's level of dishonesty is HP, and at least HP had the grace to play their treachery as ineptitude.
Zoe Washburne has ruined me for other female heroes.


Jun. 25th, 2009 07:09 pm
Right, so I went ahead and bought a laptop. It was on sale! I seized the opportunity. So now I can watch porn in the living room, and play chess. Although I have realized that the best representation of my usual chess strategy is the Meet the Spy video. The computer screws my mom and everything. It's brutal.
Two of the most significant pieces of media in my life have come together. XD

So last night I was reading this awesome [livejournal.com profile] spn_j2_bigbang mpreg fic, and right as Jared goes into stress-induced (and if I'm remembering correctly, premature) labor, THE INTERNET DIES AND I CAN'T CLICK TO THE NEXT CHAPTER. I AM NOT EVEN KIDDING WITH THIS SHIT. So I beseeched the God of the Interwebs to please have mercy on me, His adoring child, and make His face to shine upon me again. And He answered me, "Though I seem mysterious my child, I interfere only in thine own best interest. For verily, it is two in the morning, and thou dost have obligations to attend to very shortly." My schedule comes to me via email, so of course He knew I had to work in the morning. So I got my Marie Antoinette on and replied to Him, "LET THEM WATCH TV!" and He replied, "I know thee better than any my child, and thou wouldst go to work, but with only a moment's rest and what with thou bleeding so profusely, thou wouldst hate Me in the morning and curse My name and be cruel to your fellow man." I swore I wouldn't, I set forth offerings of cupcakes and kittens and signal boosters and posts without anything porn-related in them at all, but His will is strong, and He did not yield. "Go ye to bed, my child, and rest," He cried, "Jared will still be in labor tomorrow!" "HE WILL!?" I cried, dismayed that Jared should be suffering so long. "GO TO BED!!" The God of the Interwebs bellowed. And cowled before His wrath, I went.
Well, HI interwebs, I haven't seen you in forever.

Guess what! MamaGoddess bought me one of these babies last night. I'm so excited my head might pop off. No more 25 dollar cab rides home whenever I work late. No more hour-long "runs" down to 7-11. No more taking all damn day to run a measly three errands. And all without oil, huzzah! XD


Mar. 31st, 2008 09:52 pm
PATRICK STEWART!! *DRAWS * (The awesomeness is on page 2.)

The aforementioned Scientology protests? Here is a flickr set of the one that took place in San Diego. How much to I adore the Bob Marley sign? A fuckuva lot. XD
Everyone knows about this, right? I'm sure responses are going to be mixed, as for me, this is one of those things that's going to keep me riding high for weeks. Especially this report from London. (One of the more enthralling and intimidating chants that kept occuring was ripped off 300: "ANONYMOUS! WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?" 500 people: "AROOUGH! ARROOUGH! ARROUUGH!") I just... sometimes the internets are so unbearably awesome!! It's like the apple thing, only 7,000 times better! It makes me happy to be a human and an internets person.


Feb. 8th, 2008 05:08 pm
Ya'll remember when I had this awesome schmoopy dream? This was the ring! Except the diamond was a bit bigger and sphere. So not the ring at all. But kinda. It was on Etsy's front page and I got all excited. This should tell you something about what my life has been like recently.


Feb. 3rd, 2008 02:19 pm
Strategy of the Day
When ppl try to talk to me about the Superbowl, I will put on a British accent and tell them I don't care for American football. It's the truth, but if I say it as an American, I'm a communist unpatriotic whore. If I say it as a British person, I'm just a weird European chick.
They're gonna kill Jared, I know they are. And I'm gonna cry and chew my fingers off.

Today was much better. There's Mexican wrestling on tv. With spanking.
*laughs hysterically*

You NaNoWriMo ppl are nuts.

I &hearts me some Johanna.
[livejournal.com profile] grimmus tagged me for this a hundred years ago, but then all the bad voodoo went down all at once and I just didn't feel like answering it until now. I tried to do things that might surprise ppl. :)

Write a journal entry for this meme with six random facts about yourself. Then pick six people off your friends list and tag them - no tag backs. These rules should be included in your entry.

1) I used to teach VBS. (Vacation Bible School for you godless heathens on my flist.)

2) I was in the church choir (Sound Faith), but quit because I was too insecure about my musical abilities.

3) I am an excellent liar.

4) When I was a senior in high school, I had a nervous breakdown. I was working 60 hours a week with a three hour commute and going to school and I tried to accomplish this by never ever sleeping. Fun times.

5) I sign ASL left handed despite being right handed in every other way.

6) I don't watch the news because it and the commercials make me suicidally depressed. I'm not sure what's wrong with me (actually, I don't think there's anything wrong with me, but I can't go around saying that because that means that I'm so crazy that I can't even tell that I'm crazy), but I can't help but really feel like those are my children and my brothers and sisters being hurt and watching ABC and CBS and FOX and everyone sensationalize it and make money off of it makes me a little sick.

I tag [livejournal.com profile] modillian, [livejournal.com profile] epigram, [livejournal.com profile] notthequiettype, [livejournal.com profile] xtinethepirate, [livejournal.com profile] iamstillthemoon, and [livejournal.com profile] knivey.
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

And speaking of [info]algie, I hope that person who stole Sabina likes gay porn, because I had it bookmarked on her.

Does anyone know how long Threadless shirts are? I ask because jeans fit me in such a way as I pretty much have to cover the front of them or look like the Creature Who Constantly Moons San Diego. (Aside from the ass hanging out and other identifying marks, this rare and strange creature can be identified by its seemingly four-foot-long crotch.) So yeah, must cover the top of my jeans. Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

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