Me: I guess she was asking him what color my nipples were, and he didn't know, so he asked me.

[livejournal.com profile] dealated: Did you say 'Black like my soul?'
XD
Alejandro: She's a fart ventriloquist.
Ok! So a hundred thousand years ago when I promised an icon post? This is that post. If you requested something of me and it's not here, I still like you and everything, I just probably forgot. Remind me.

Assorted. )

Also, have some pictures. )

And in other news, my fingerspelling midterm is tomorrow and my work life is brimming with awkwardness. Imma go study now.

Confusion!

Mar. 11th, 2008 08:49 pm
Omg, I feel like I have no internets focus. I want to talk about fandom, about rl, about bellydance and knitting and world peace. I have also been meaning to do a picspam and an icon post! Plus I still haven't mailed [livejournal.com profile] iamstillthemoon's hedgepig because I suck! Gah!

Wincon should have a costume ball. With prizes for things like "Most Canonical." Also, in the future, I should not know anything about or make any plans for Wincon until, like, a week beforehand. I have trouble concentrating, I'm looking forward to it so very much.

And speaking of, Abbie is clearly a Dean girl: )

I am so in love with this place. Their salads are amazing and their service is wonderful and their premade food is cheap and delicious and healthy and perfect for taking to work or school.

I'm gonna change my layout right after I post this. I think I'm going to use something from [livejournal.com profile] thefulcrum. I hardly ever just copy and paste a whole layout without tweaking it to suit me, but I really like her designs.

SO CUTE OMG!!

I have spun up the fiber I bought when I was being bad, and determined that it is too light colored for Juno Regina. So I bought some Briar Rose Angel Face in these gorgeous deep reds for it. It'll have this combination Little Red Riding Hood/majestic thing going on.

The other day MamaGoddess took Alejandro to Costco with her. He got a 4 pound bag of Jolly ranchers, which went straight up to his room when they got home. This morning he comes downstairs and goes, "Dude, my mouth has a pH of like, 2."

This wasn't the picspam I had planned, but what the hell. I've been wanting an excuse to post random bellydance pictures for a while now. I've collected these over the years off of various websites and without ever writing down any proper credit or anything like that, because I'm a lazy bum. None of them are mine, I'll just say that.
Bellydance picspam! )
(And hopefully these demonstrate that if a bellydancer were to do her thing in a strip club, s/he would probably be booed off the stage. So if I meet you and I tell you I bellydance, do not respond immediately with some comment about stripping, strip classes, or your friend/ex who is a stripper.)


Now that I've got all that out, maybe I can do something constructive for a change.

Blergh!

Feb. 1st, 2008 11:57 pm
[livejournal.com profile] mere_buff_4 commands me to post! And so I post! I am ever her devoted servant.

I am sick. Something is wrong with my foot. Also, I'm kinda freaking out because one of my bosses said she needs to talk to me tomorrow. No matter how well I behave, whenever someone says they need to talk to me, my immediate reaction is 'I didn't do it! Nobody saw me! I was young and foolish! I don't remember anything! The sheep are lying! I blame society!'

Still haven't seen Supernatural or Torchwood. :( My brother put Star Trek on the Netflix queue and has been force-feeding it to me every time I have a spare moment. I still haven't got rid of this cold enough to try my BPAL either. The world is conspiring to keep me from that which my soul loves.


So anyways, have some pieces of wisdom from my professors:

Oh jeez, it's a mac. What the hell I am supposed to do with a mac? Pray? - Prof. upon entering classroom and seeing the provided computer

You're made of the non-metal elements. You're not a robot. You don't go grrrr... *robot impression* ...Well, I mean, you can do that if you want, but you're still not a robot. - Prof.
Aww. *hangs head* - SomeGuy

And here's a funny song. ^-^

ETA: I will be making an icon post soon, I promise! It'll have requests and everything!
Ya kinda had to be there, but here's a standard conversation between myself and Alejandro. )
I have eaten a fried peanut butter and banana sandwich. I now understand Elvis on a whole new level.


Me: Those are fangirls.
Alejandro: I thought that was the sound of people being tortured in the darkness.
Me: That's what fangirls sound like.


And because the muppets are friggin' brilliant, have some Peter Sellers and some Star Wars. What I love is how completely stone cold serious Mark Hamill is. And also his sweater vest.
Alejandro: I have no idea what happened last night.
Me: Like, the whole night?
Alejandro: No, just after we started Star Trek. All I know is I woke up this morning with a juicyjuice box stuck to my face.
Me: Umm...
*le sigh* I've been suspicious of all this happiness. What have you done with Brandon, you evil muns? *frets*

Also re: [info]algie - I've been a lousy fan of late. I apologize, but it's only going to get worse. (So much work this week, OMG!) I'm going to try to be a more active fan after this semester and during the holidays, but right now... Just know that I'm reading it and loving it as much as ever even if I don't say so.



Meanwhile, on the bus...

SomeLongHairedTeenageGuy: *drinks water*
Bus Driver: Aha! No drinking! Bring that cup up here, little girl.
SomeLongHairedTeenageGuy: Little girl!? I'm old enough to be your mother!
Phone: One ringy-dingy. Two ringy-dingies.
Alejandro: Hello?
SomeGuy: Dude, how late are you open?
Alejandro: Uhh... Mom, how late are we open?
MamaGoddess: All night long, baybeh!
FLORA PECOSA: I'm gonna go do the elliptical before we leave.
CALODAEMON: Ok. Can I come and watch?
FLORA PECOSA: ...I dunno....I don't do it like the girls in the movies.
CALODAEMON: What movies?
FLORA PECOSA: Porn.
EVERYONE: *hysterics*
ALEJANDRO: (singing) Yoooouu're a big kitteeeeyyyy...Maybe Your-Dad-Was-An-Ocelot!
"I heard my name...I heard my title....I heard my, Ah, toothpaste!" - SomeGuy

"You will service me and you will service me good! *pounds fist on desk* You will service me and you will like it! You will service me and I shall get PAID!! XD" - Me, frequently and at random

"What does she want? A heaping helping of ME?!?" - SomeMerchant
"I don't think I have enough money for that..." - Me
"Oh, don't worry, I have a payment plan!" - SomeMerchant
"Yes, but you're not easy to install." - SomeOtherMerchant

"Hold...hold!.....HOLD!...HOLD!!...PUT YOUR FOOT ON THE BRAKE, ASSHOLE!!!" - SomeMemberOfTheTrashCrew
"Missiles are different than lives." - Sage advice from MamaGoddess

"You will service me and you will service me good! *pounds fist on desk* You will service me and you will like it! You will service me and I shall get PAID!! XD" - SomeGirlNamedCindi

"Look at me. Look at me. LOOK AT ME!" - AmyMacaroni
"No! No, no, no, no.. NO! It's bad enough I look at you on accident!" - CincinattiDave
"LookatmeLookatmeLookatmeLookatmeLookatmeLookatme..." - AmyMacaroni
"Nooooooo...*moan*" - CincinattiDave

"Martha! Martha! Hey, where's Martha?" - Ara
"Who?" - Julie
"Martha. Peggy told me to talk to her." - Ara
"Oh, she's down there." - Julie
"Peggy?" - Ara
"No, Martha." - Julie
"Oh. Martha!" - Ara
"Why?" - Julie
"Peggy says she needs to redo isle 2." - Ara
"She's down there right now, in isle 2." - Julie
"Peggy?" - Ara
"No, Martha." - Julie
"Oh. Oh!" - Ara
"Hey, what's up?" - Martha
"Martha...your name's funny." - Ara
"That'd be cool. If you could go 'FIRE!' and fire things on fire. Fire's cool." - Le Kerry
BK COMMERCIAL: *strange viking rockstar chicken fries*
ALEJANDRO: Those are dumb. I will not eat anything they claim is "ampli-fried".
QUOTES FROM COMICON

*wince* "My legs are cramping." - Andy, while sitting on the trolley and not walking or anything at all.
"You've been sitting down, why the hell are your legs cramping?" - Ara
"My pants are heavy." - Andy
*points* "YOU ARE A PANSY!!" - Alejandro

*coughsnorthiccupchoke* "You keep saying funny things that I have to laugh with. To. For. Cuz. At." - Ara

"Frodo Lives.......With Sam." - SomeGirl's Shirt
Papa: HEY! YOU LITTLE BASTARD! GET OFF MY COMPUTER!!
Merlin: *saunters off*
Papa: He's probably sending messages to the Russians.
Alejandro: "Dear Russians, r u hot?"
A Forgotten Quote From StarWars Night (before the movie started)

"Are you writing a sonnet?" - the guy sitting behind us, hereafter known as #1
"No." - the guy sitting next to the guy behind us, hereafter known as #2
"You're writing a sonnet, I know you are." - #1
"I," - #2
"Admit it, man! I know that you're writing a sonnet!" - #1, interupting
"I," - #2
"You'rewritingasonnet!!" - #1, interupting

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