Miles and Morons

So, the autopsy results came in on Miles. The official line is that they don't know why he died, but they said he showed signs of an asphyxial event, which usually means a cord accident. Still waiting on genetics, though.

In other news, bigots are hilarious:


The group being accused of a "bunch-a Broke Back Mountian fans" are the Panthers, btw. The Brokeback as two seperate words I might be able to forgive, but it actually looks like he was completely unaware of the "i" in mountain, and someone informed him about it after the sign was completed. We should make him a matching one that says "I'm gay as a piknic baskit."

Ok, you kinda had to be there, but....

FLORA PECOSA: I'm gonna go do the elliptical before we leave.
CALODAEMON: Ok. Can I come and watch?
FLORA PECOSA: ...I dunno....I don't do it like the girls in the movies.
CALODAEMON: What movies?
FLORA PECOSA: Porn.
EVERYONE: *hysterics*