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Some one oughta take you out back...
Sep. 27th, 2011 06:58 pmLAW & ORDER IS BEING SOOOO IGNORANT RIGHT NOW AND I CAN'T HANDLE IT.
I'M GO'INNA MY ROOM.
I'M GO'INNA MY ROOM.
It's hilarious to watch a show when I do not slash anyone in it, but the writers clearly do.
K, so I fell behind on Supernatural last season, and I still haven't caught up. This whole summer I thought I only had, like, five episodes left to watch before I'd be all caught up, but I just checked the episode list, and I have half of season 5 to watch. Soooo... I should get on that before Wincon. /sheepish
Never an achievement of the majority.
Aug. 13th, 2010 08:21 pmBuffy the Vampire Slayer is (for me) the kind of escapism that makes the real world harder to deal with, not easier. If netflix had any kind of conscience it would have cut me off, like, 8 episodes back.
Also:
Dear The Other Guys,
Fuck you. A car that came with dental dams would be awesome.
Also:
Dear The Other Guys,
Fuck you. A car that came with dental dams would be awesome.
COMIC-CON '10
Jul. 31st, 2010 10:17 pm( WONDERFUL PHOTOGRAPHS )
ZOMG IT WAS SO AMAZING. I saw so much marvelous stuff, I saw Helen Mirren for pete's sake, but it's so overwhelming to try to post everything now. I just need to do a highlights post each day of con next year. I love Comic-COn so so so much. I think I might need to go to WonderCon too.
I have no pictures of swag yet, but there was a lot of very cool stuff this year, so those are coming! Also pics of Pride, tea, and OB to come!
ZOMG IT WAS SO AMAZING. I saw so much marvelous stuff, I saw Helen Mirren for pete's sake, but it's so overwhelming to try to post everything now. I just need to do a highlights post each day of con next year. I love Comic-COn so so so much. I think I might need to go to WonderCon too.
I have no pictures of swag yet, but there was a lot of very cool stuff this year, so those are coming! Also pics of Pride, tea, and OB to come!
British Television
Jul. 7th, 2010 04:45 amIf you didn't want me to stay up this late, Universe, you shouldn't have made IT Crowd and That Mitchell and Webb Look available on instant watch.
Tonight! On Criminal Minds!
Feb. 3rd, 2010 10:39 pmMatthew Gray Gubler said the word "theater" with a long a, causing 98% of my previously intense attraction to him to fuck off out the window.* Truly, I now have no reason to continue watching this show.
But I probably will. I think they put cocaine in it or something.
*SRSLY U GUISE. SHORT A. I hear this probably much more than those of you who don't work in a thee-UH-ter, and every time I hear it I WANT TO KILL MYSELF. I don't care what Merriam Webster has to say on the subject, no one should EVER pronounce theater with a long a. ESPECIALLY NOT YOU, MGG. You are a very attractive young man from Nevada, not a 65-year-old woman from Arkansas.
But I probably will. I think they put cocaine in it or something.
*SRSLY U GUISE. SHORT A. I hear this probably much more than those of you who don't work in a thee-UH-ter, and every time I hear it I WANT TO KILL MYSELF. I don't care what Merriam Webster has to say on the subject, no one should EVER pronounce theater with a long a. ESPECIALLY NOT YOU, MGG. You are a very attractive young man from Nevada, not a 65-year-old woman from Arkansas.
The link is NSFW.
Jan. 30th, 2010 10:28 pmDear Criminal Minds,
You're a terrible show, and all your fanfiction is rated PG. What little porn there is is so vanilla it makes 7th Heaven look like Spartacus: Blood and Sand. It makes Twilight look like The Story of O. It makes cream of wheat taste spicy. There is nothing to hold me here.
SO DEAR GOD WHY CAN'T I QUIT YOOOUUUUU???
Baffled,
scary-lullabies
Posted via LiveJournal.app
You're a terrible show, and all your fanfiction is rated PG. What little porn there is is so vanilla it makes 7th Heaven look like Spartacus: Blood and Sand. It makes Twilight look like The Story of O. It makes cream of wheat taste spicy. There is nothing to hold me here.
SO DEAR GOD WHY CAN'T I QUIT YOOOUUUUU???
Baffled,
scary-lullabies
Posted via LiveJournal.app
*throws up hands*
Jul. 9th, 2009 06:03 pmI had all these plans to catch up on Torchwood someday, but the internet has frightened me out of them.
Tonight I discovered a new happy place.
Sep. 17th, 2008 11:30 pmJon Stewart should call Stephen Colbert "baby" at least five times per show. XD
IT GLORIOUS!!
Jun. 21st, 2008 01:14 amTwo of the most significant pieces of media in my life have come together. XD
Look, you made Papa Winchester sad.
May. 2nd, 2008 09:58 pmThings That Rock
Iron Man
Things That Do Not Rock
Law & Order SVU. Especially when it encroaches on my porn.*
*I don't mean they had an episode about porn that ruined it or anything. I mean that it's a shitfest of a show, and as I sit at the computer, taking in porn, I can overhear it coming from the living room. No girl-boners for me. :[
Iron Man
Things That Do Not Rock
Law & Order SVU. Especially when it encroaches on my porn.*
*I don't mean they had an episode about porn that ruined it or anything. I mean that it's a shitfest of a show, and as I sit at the computer, taking in porn, I can overhear it coming from the living room. No girl-boners for me. :[
A few nights ago I was sitting up with my brother and I saw a commercial for Las Vegas. (Tourism and such, you know the kind.) The narrator said, "Thinking is inversely proportional to fun... Thinking causes pain." I screamed. My brother looked up from the computer and demanded to know if I had seen a rat or something. I yelled "FREEDOM IS SLAVERY!!" and pulled out my hair. Alejandro was confused, I explained the ad to him. He also pulled out his hair. Humanity is doomed.
Music Meme
Oct. 7th, 2007 09:41 pmList seven songs you are into right now, no matter what the genre, whether they have words, or even if they're not any good, but they must be songs you're really enjoying now. Post these instructions in your LiveJournal along with your seven songs. Then tag seven other people to see what they're listening to.
1) The Long Black Veil (Live @ Folsom Prison) by Johnny Cash
My reaction to Johnny Cash's voice is much like other girls' reactions to Johnny Depp's... everything.
2) In My Time of Dying/Sun's Going Down/Black Snake Blues (Live) by Jeff Martin
Bluesy and orgasmic. I have this on my dance practice playlist and I do this sort of bellydance/pentecostal writhing fusion to it. Also a very good Supernatural song right now.
3) Victim of Da Funk (Eagles/Daft Punk Mashup) by DJ John
This is so very fun. ^-^
4) I Wish by Infected Mushroom
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grimmus passed this onto me, and I love it. I practice my tribal isolations to it. The remix is awesome too.
5) Underground by Tom Waits
The first time I heard this was in Robots. (Copperbottom!) I go crazy for it every Halloween.
6) The Halcyon Days by The Tea Party
This is my Papa Winchester song.
7) Thunderstruck by ACDC
I don't need to explain this, do I? It's ACDC. And it's good for shimmy practice. And my mom uses "ACDC" to mean bisexual, which is cute.
8) Paper Planes by M.I.A.
Eight is a luckier number than seven. And this song is awesome.
9) Big Furry Head by Amon Tobin
Nine is not a luckier number than eight, but I'll risk the lack of superior luckiness to share this song.
I would like to tag the whole internets. This meme has gotten me some extremely badass music in the past.
Also, Law & Order SVU is such shit. My mom was watching it the other night and I was overhearing it, and some girl was missing. Then they found out... DUN DUH DUUUUUUN!! She used the internet like a dirty, dirty whore!! She played some mmo, but they refused to call it a game. They kept referring to "another universe" and how "her predator [had] met her in another universe" and "had sex with her in another universe" and I just wanted to go "Calm. Down. People. It's not really another universe, it's just the internet. Time and space aren't falling apart or anything."
Btw, I wanted the tag on this to say "tv is harvesting your soul and feeding it to more intelligent creatures," but it was too long, dammit.
1) The Long Black Veil (Live @ Folsom Prison) by Johnny Cash
My reaction to Johnny Cash's voice is much like other girls' reactions to Johnny Depp's... everything.
2) In My Time of Dying/Sun's Going Down/Black Snake Blues (Live) by Jeff Martin
Bluesy and orgasmic. I have this on my dance practice playlist and I do this sort of bellydance/pentecostal writhing fusion to it. Also a very good Supernatural song right now.
3) Victim of Da Funk (Eagles/Daft Punk Mashup) by DJ John
This is so very fun. ^-^
4) I Wish by Infected Mushroom
grimmus passed this onto me, and I love it. I practice my tribal isolations to it. The remix is awesome too.5) Underground by Tom Waits
The first time I heard this was in Robots. (Copperbottom!) I go crazy for it every Halloween.
6) The Halcyon Days by The Tea Party
This is my Papa Winchester song.
7) Thunderstruck by ACDC
I don't need to explain this, do I? It's ACDC. And it's good for shimmy practice. And my mom uses "ACDC" to mean bisexual, which is cute.
8) Paper Planes by M.I.A.
Eight is a luckier number than seven. And this song is awesome.
9) Big Furry Head by Amon Tobin
Nine is not a luckier number than eight, but I'll risk the lack of superior luckiness to share this song.
I would like to tag the whole internets. This meme has gotten me some extremely badass music in the past.
Also, Law & Order SVU is such shit. My mom was watching it the other night and I was overhearing it, and some girl was missing. Then they found out... DUN DUH DUUUUUUN!! She used the internet like a dirty, dirty whore!! She played some mmo, but they refused to call it a game. They kept referring to "another universe" and how "her predator [had] met her in another universe" and "had sex with her in another universe" and I just wanted to go "Calm. Down. People. It's not really another universe, it's just the internet. Time and space aren't falling apart or anything."
Btw, I wanted the tag on this to say "tv is harvesting your soul and feeding it to more intelligent creatures," but it was too long, dammit.
BK COMMERCIAL: *strange viking rockstar chicken fries*
ALEJANDRO: Those are dumb. I will not eat anything they claim is "ampli-fried".
ALEJANDRO: Those are dumb. I will not eat anything they claim is "ampli-fried".
