*facedesk*

So I had this great plan. I was going to finish my very last paper of the semester last night. The class it is for is tonight. I would spend today watching Star Trek at our Crybaby matinee, chilling the fuck out, and knitting, instead of frantically trying to finish the paper all day. But it ended up that I couldn't finish it last night. I got aaaaaaaalmost all the way done before I hit the wall. But! No matter, I would have a couple hours today between Star Trek and class to finish it up.

I ended up rewriting the entire thing. And now it sounds like it was written by Spock. I have no idea whether or not that is an improvement.