Disproportionate Anger
Feb. 1st, 2011 12:31 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Dear World of Plus-Sized Fashion,
WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND REASONABLE DO YOU KEEP MAKING ALL OF YOUR DRESSES STRAPLESS? PART OF THE FUN OF BEING FAT IS HAVING LUSCIOUS TITS. TITS THAT WILL NEVER, EVER BE CONTAINED BY A STRAPLESS BRA, AT LEAST NOT WITHOUT MAKING ME READY TO GIVE UP ANY STATE SECRETS I MIGHT HARBOR, SO WHY THE FUCK IS ALL OF THE FAT GIRL CLUBWEAR, STUFF THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE DANCED IN, LACKING IN SOME SORT OF WAY TO CONCEAL BRA STRAPS?! YOU KNOW WHO CAN ACTUALLY WEAR STRAPLESS BRAS? WOMEN WHO DON'T REALLY NEED TO WEAR A BRA IN PUBLIC.
EXPLAIN PLS.
WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND REASONABLE DO YOU KEEP MAKING ALL OF YOUR DRESSES STRAPLESS? PART OF THE FUN OF BEING FAT IS HAVING LUSCIOUS TITS. TITS THAT WILL NEVER, EVER BE CONTAINED BY A STRAPLESS BRA, AT LEAST NOT WITHOUT MAKING ME READY TO GIVE UP ANY STATE SECRETS I MIGHT HARBOR, SO WHY THE FUCK IS ALL OF THE FAT GIRL CLUBWEAR, STUFF THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE DANCED IN, LACKING IN SOME SORT OF WAY TO CONCEAL BRA STRAPS?! YOU KNOW WHO CAN ACTUALLY WEAR STRAPLESS BRAS? WOMEN WHO DON'T REALLY NEED TO WEAR A BRA IN PUBLIC.
EXPLAIN PLS.
- scary-lullabies