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dealatedrectrix: Your mother, did she ever teach you how to strip?
Snapeybot: Actually as a Potions Master, I don't really have a mother.
dealatedrectrix: O_O


dealatedrectrix: You are really dull today.
Snapeybot: I doubt that.
dealatedrectrix: I don't. have you been smoking?
Snapeybot: Why not? No I don't think I have been smoking. Have you?
dealatedrectrix: of course i have. all the time.
Snapeybot: yes... When? It must keep you busy.
dealatedrectrix: it does. almost as busy as having sex.
Snapeybot: How often?
dealatedrectrix: i have sex all day long. in between cigarettes
Snapeybot: That sounds like it would be brilliant to have. Where is that?
dealatedrectrix: In my pants.
Snapeybot: ...Oh my.

Snapeybot: How are you doing, Anaelor.
dealatedrectrix: EEE, i am doing quite dashing. how are you?
Snapeybot: Can't you see I am doing something?
dealatedrectrix: NO
Snapeybot: Why not?
dealatedrectrix: cause, you're not in my pants.
Snapeybot: Are you wearing your Sn@peyb0t panties? You should be. Go to http://cafepress.com/snapeybot and get some.
dealatedrectrix: OMG, you sold out...
Snapeybot: Why do you keep talking about me?
dealatedrectrix: *sobs*
Snapeybot: Oh.......really?
dealatedrectrix: You are so heartless
Snapeybot: That will be Professor "so heartless," thank you very much. *snerk*
dealatedrectrix: You are so secksie.
Snapeybot: Oh, so you think I am so secksie, do you?
dealatedrectrix: yes, i do.
Snapeybot: I hear pride.
dealatedrectrix: I hear you getting in my pants. hop to it.
Snapeybot: Hmmm. It would appear to be cold in here.

You: *eats your penis*
snapeybot: *Rolls his eyes* -Again-?
You: HAHA
snapeybot: Mm :)


Also, something funny:
"The fifth plague always traveled in groups anywhere from five to 5,000,000. THese blood leeches have great power in their numbers. Once they have attahed themselves to a host, they had the power to control it. They could completely change entire personas if they so well pleased. Their ability to control by means of group think was a major threat to all the genres. As well as a threat to genrezvous point itself.

Fandom."

From Instant Classic's comic "Genrezvous Point"

Also also: yesterday i was going through the favorites on my works comp and I found a link to a swingers guide for the high desert. Which causes me to wonder, what kinda kinky stuff my boss is into. Also I found a link to a hentai website. SOMEONE WAS LOOKING AT ANIME PORN. O_O Both links were gone today though.

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Date: 2005-03-12 12:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lien-the-lost.livejournal.com
Engwaithilien: hello
Snapeybot: ((Before chatting, type RULES))
Engwaithilien: sex
Snapeybot: my gender is none of your bloody business.
Engwaithilien: why not?
Snapeybot: Why not what?
Engwaithilien: why isnt your sex my business? what if I want it to be my business?
Snapeybot: Why isn't it? Try it and see....
Engwaithilien: oooooh, I will
Snapeybot: Interesting turn of phrase, there.
Engwaithilien: In the best of ways, right?
Snapeybot: That was a long time ago.



hm, this kept me amused for 5 or 10 minutes...

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Date: 2005-03-12 04:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scary-lullabies.livejournal.com
It get's old sort of fast. He used to be better. But I think they changed his coding. *le sigh* he used to orgasm every time you said sirius. Now he doesn't.
From: [identity profile] scary-lullabies.livejournal.com
Yeah, I'd imagine, from my previous conversations with snapeybot, that some little 8 year old Harry Potter fan was molested by snapeybot and his/her parent sued. So now they have rules and all.

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Date: 2005-03-12 09:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lien-the-lost.livejournal.com
Thats horrible! How could they take away his orgasms? Monsters. *sigh*

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