Supernatural, yes it gets a seperate entry.

[scarylullabiez]

Val says "hardcore sex" all the freaking time, and I have no idea what it means. Kinky sex? Extremely vigorous sex? Sex with bazookas? Kinky, vigorous sex while hang-gliding with bazookas?

So, the lesbian porn and Sam's ass-gun. This show truly makes me feel like I'm being lovingly wrapped in a very fluffy velveteen and satin comforter and snuggled via tv screen. Kripke luuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrves me. He luuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrves us. And it's ok that the porn's narrator made it sound like an after-school special. The kind of porn Sam watches is probably not terribly unlike an after-school special.

As for the actual, you know, plot, I have two things to say:
a) PAGING DOCTOR FREUD. DOCTOR FREUD TO THE NURSES' STATION PLEBE.
b) Oh. Oh, Dean. Oh my god. Oh, Sam, do something, anything.

For serious, am I the only one who got that screaming phallic vibe off the staking of the zombie into her grave? I mean he was just so... I really, really want some of that.

And really, anything, Sam. Smother him with affection. Forcibly. If anyone ever needed some cuddles...


I was all rational until I got to notthequiettype's blog:

notthequiettype: ASS GUN AND LESBIAN PORN AND JESUS. That last scene, it was like...

Dean: Give me a reason to live, Sam.
Sam: You have me, Dean. AND ALL OF THE ASS SEX WE CAN HAVE BACK AT THE MOTEL.

Me: THE LINGERING SHOT OF THE ASS-GUN ALONE WOULD HAVE BEEN ENOUGH TO MAKE ME FEEL LOVED, BUT THEN THERE WAS LESBIAN PORN AND CRYING!DEAN AND VIGOROUS THRUSTING OF A ROD AND!AND!AND!AND!! IT'S LIKE I WAS EXPECTING MY GIRLFRIEND TO FORGET MY BIRTHDAY BUT THEN SHE SHOWED UP DRESSED LIKE THIS WITH A GAY ORGY AND CHOCOLATE FROM SWITZERLAND AND CREAM OF BROCCOLI SOUP AND A PUPPY SHE SAVED FROM THE POUND FOR ME AND A HUNDRED KINDS OF HANDPAINTED YARN AND THEN SHE GOES DOWN ON ME FOR THREE STRAIGHT HOURS AND CUDDLES ME WHILE I FALL ASLEEP.

A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF ASS SEX!

I DON'T THINK I CAN EVER COME DOWN OFF OF CAPSLOCK.


I just got paid and I am ordering that Dean-scent from BPAL right fucking now. And I'm gonna scour the site for a Sam-smell, mix them together and then I will be wearing the smell of Wincest.

Comments

[echotiarra.livejournal.com]

That's it, I always miss the new ep of supernatural so I'll dl the damn thing and be done with it. Was it worth the effort of dling?

Btw, your not working with me at all this week. WAH! instead i have to work with that little brat Marisa.

[scary-lullabies.livejournal.com]

Hmm... I'm gonna say, yes it's worth the dl. Or, do you know it's being uploaded onto youtube, usually by Friday? Anyways, even if you're not a squeeing, Kripke-snuggling, psychotic fangirl like me, there's some good content.

I KNOW! I saw! Wah! Marisa... which one is she?

[echotiarra.livejournal.com]

I think I'll just check it out on youtube before i go to work tomorrow. I'm on there so much anyways.

Marisa is the pretty, bratty black teenager. She smiles only with her mouth and not her eyes, if that makes sense.

[scary-lullabies.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah! Her! True about the smiling. She's ok.

My brother just sporfled at your icon. ^-^

[echotiarra.livejournal.com]

I don't know why but I can't stand her lately. Something bout her has been bothering me for awhile. But that is neither her nor there and I am ten to one, imagining it.

I love this icon-I saw in BRPS forum and had to snag it. I'm not even in that fandom and it made me giggle.

[scary-lullabies.livejournal.com]

She's spoiled.

My brother is such a damn trekkie. *SHAME*

[echotiarra.livejournal.com]

True, time will solve that.

I can't say anything as I'm utterly obssessed with PGSM and Labyrinth * Bows head in shame*

[scary-lullabies.livejournal.com]

Labyrinth is NOT Star Trek.

[echotiarra.livejournal.com]

True, the only fandom that has scarier fans, are the Harry Potter crowd. Wonder who'd win in a fight?

[scary-lullabies.livejournal.com]

Harry Potter is the cesspool of fandoms. I remember last summer when RotS came out and much of the HP fandom went SW for a while. Then that fall the GoF movie came and out and all the people who had gone SW came back to HP and then backed off really quickly going, 'Omg, was I ever that nuts?!?' It was amusing.

[echotiarra.livejournal.com]

They creep even me out-although it is always a good thing to tweak them. Ah, Good times, good times.

*Strangers with Candy quote. I love that show!

[altiloquent.livejournal.com]

And I'm gonna scour the site for a Sam-smell, mix them together and then I will be wearing the smell of Wincest.

WIN WIN WIN

[scary-lullabies.livejournal.com]

HEEEE!! I just ordered Quincy Morris and a pack of six imps, with Vicomte de Valmont, Velvet, and Le Petite Mort among them. Hopefully one will turn out to be the Sam-smell.

[altiloquent.livejournal.com]

I picture Sam smelling like rain and faint Dean and soap.

[scary-lullabies.livejournal.com]

I picture him smelling like that when he was a kid. (And hiding behind Dean on the first day of school and snuggling up to Dean when the other kids make fun of him and Dean acting all little-kid-ferocious-you-better-treat-him-nice with everyone at the school including Sam's teachers!!) And I think when he's older, he's got his own MAN smell with that underneath it.

[altiloquent.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE GIVING ME KINKS THAT MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I HAVE ISSUES. ESPECIALLY SINCE I WAS JUST WRITING COMMENT PORN AND AND. *issues*

[scary-lullabies.livejournal.com]

THEN MY WORK HERE IS DONE! *dusts off hands proudly*

[altiloquent.livejournal.com]

Now I want to bury my face between Dean's shoulder blades and take a deep breath.

[scary-lullabies.livejournal.com]

MmmmmmmmmmmDeanscent!

[modillian.livejournal.com]

XD So sorry for the wait, but omgyesnguh. Hardcore sex made me laugh so much. The way Dean said it!

And it's ok that the porn's narrator made it sound like an after-school special. The kind of porn Sam watches is probably not terribly unlike an after-school special.
That is, until he gets on with the brotherfucking. I read notthequiettype's post. YES. Worlds of YES. You are so much more articulate than me about this ep. I cannot even. Guh.

[scary-lullabies.livejournal.com]

But what does it meeeeeeeeeeaan!?!

Sam totally has the kind of kinks that make you try not to giggle while you participate in them for him, and they aren't really hot or scary in and of themselves, but then they are because he gets so into it. And then he's gasping sweaty all over when he's done. K, I'm gonna stop with the scary fangirlism now.

For serious, I just... eps like this are just Kripke's love letters to fangirls. The man adores us.

[epigram.livejournal.com]

You are to share your Samscent the SECOND you find it. (I ordered Deanscent. I did. I not have it yet. But I ordered it!)

And I'm gonna scour the site for a Sam-smell, mix them together and then I will be wearing the smell of Wincest. <-- That right there? Awesome.

[scary-lullabies.livejournal.com]

I ordered some imps with the Deanscent, so hopefully one of them will be the one. There are some that sound right to me, but have no actual scent description, like Black Opal - A play of geological darkness and jagged brilliance. Soft and luminescent with flashes of black fire.

[scary-lullabies.livejournal.com]

Oh, and I got a frimp of Fallen with my last order and it is so (http://community.livejournal.com/a_looking_glass/profile)algie (http://community.livejournal.com/a_looking_glass/)'s Tove. Beautiful and desolate.