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"Aww you cut your hair! It looks so cute!" - Mat
*Squee!* - Me

"Yeah, so we were all, 'they might as well have just said I HAVE A PENIS!'" - Me
"That is so not what it's about..." - Mateo

"So what do you like to do in your free time?" - Mat
"You said that like I do weird stuff..." - Me
"Well, I dunno. You could be into crack and selling yourself to people." - Mat
"Well...I used to sell myself. But the people up here are kinda dirty, and they scare me. Crack is always good." - Me

"Something must have died up there. See the hawks/vultures?" - Mateo
"Or they are waiting for us to die." - Me
*pause pause*
"Or maybe just one of us." - Me
*both laugh evily*

"You know, you are a hard person to read." - Mat
"Really? I always thought I was quite open and obvious..." - Me

"You know, if you were going to take your pants off, you should have at least done it when we were back at your house." - Me
"You want me to take my pants off?" - Mat
"Well, I am only thinking about the other customers. They might not want to see that." - Me
"I meant back at my house." - Mat
"I'm not so sure yet...." - Me

"So i thought i saw this light out on the porch. And I jumped up and switched on the light, to scare them off. Then I went out and saw hoofprints this morning. But I don't think there are deer up here." - Mat
"I dunno. I know there are sheep. Obviously they are smarter then we thought. They even have flashlights." - Me

"Do you always keep large cutlery on your coffee table?" - Me
"I got it out when the sheep were here. I was trying to think of how I would stab. Then I realised I'd miss, and they'd kill me." - Mat
"Tragic." - Me

"BEWARE THE SHEEP!" - me
"Haha, very funny...dork." - mat

"Yeah, i like to write, and paint. But the thing is that I don't do anything exceptionally well. I mean, if I started a band, it'd be just me, playing the guitar not very well, writing songs not very well, and signing not very well."
"I think you write well."
"You've never read anything I've written."
"Well, actually, I found some of your websites..."
"OMG WHICH ONE ~~I'M SO GOING TO DIE OF MORTIFICATION IF YOU ARE READING ME AND MY WIFES JOURNAL~~."
"I don't remember...but I was walking around singing it at work."
*Is mortified*