Plank's Constant

[scarylullabiez]

Every now and then I think, 'You know what, Ara? You are far too cynical. Males are not so bad. They have penises and everything. You should give them another shot.' After this thought crosses my mind, I try out dating a bit. I allow communication with some ppl I've never met before for a while and what do you think happens? 3 or 4 guys later, I'm pounding my head into many solid objects and begging various gods to put me out of my misery. Big Jesse is back, inhabiting another but very similar form. This one even thinks he can beat me in a fight. If that ever comes to pass, I shouldn't even wrestle, I should just break his nose right off the bat. Sshhhh...don't tell him I said that. Lemme see if can just v00d00 my way out of this one. I miss Jordan and the king of the cool wounds. Ble's like that don't come along 2wice in a life time. Neither of them ever ever uttered the phrase "friends with benefits."

Comments

[scary-lullabies.livejournal.com]

We could just kill them off. All the big jesse's in the world...

[lien-the-lost.livejournal.com]

Thats true...but we would never FINISH because there are so many of them, and the Mrs. Hanns of the world just keep popping them out. Wouldnt it be nice if we could lock them all up in a closet somewhere? I big closet. Or the moon.

[scary-lullabies.livejournal.com]

That almost sounds harder then just killing them off. If we killed them off, we could have a cool van, and a theme song..."Nothbusters", and we'd have highly advanced stabbing techniques along with awesome weapons.

[lien-the-lost.livejournal.com]

Acutally, I was referring to locking the MrsHanns in a closet, or I think I was. Its hard to say, now. But I must admit, the nothbusters song does appeal to me.

aww

[scary-lullabies.livejournal.com]

You guys make me feel better. I have such good wives. *smooches you all tearfully*