WIFE!

[scarylullabiez]

WIFE! Have you seen Sin City yet? Did you see that one part? Where they get your hopes all up and then dash them? INTENTIONALLY, I'm convinced. You're not on aim, so I shall talk to you here. I luff you. I also luff Sin City. I love the men in it. You know how comics have all the fantasy women, you know just pandering to the male ideal? This movie pandered to mine. About men and women. (swingin' both ways doubles the secksing up you get from movies!) Like Cleo said, this movie does have prostitutes with guns but in teh same way that alot of secksed up comics and action movies have a hate-on for women, this one has the hate-on for men. Plus, the women are 69 kinds of badass, and very 3-D, which is quite a feat for film noir, nevermind a comic. But everyone knows what I like in women. If you don't, ask me in the commments and I shall tell. So onto the men. You know what the secksiest thing in that movie is? BRUCE WILLIS SAYS NO. To 19-year-old Jessica Alba who is all but begging him for it. Men are such whores, and I love that Hartigan is not. Despite his and Nancy's Freudian love. That's the ultimate fantasy man. Extra emphasis on both of those words ("fantasy" and "man"), individually. When he's in the shower and he hears the door open and thinks it's her, and he immediately says "No, Nancy!" I just about died from secksie and heartbreak. I can't stand that even if you are, say me, and not Jessica Alba, all you have to do is show a little cleavage and anything with a penis is yours to command. Anyways. Also Marv. Cuz you know I have a soft spot for the ugly ones and that one doesn't expect anything. Unlike real-life ugly men who are bitter about having to settle for you just because no one else will have them, and take this bitterness out on your self esteem. Even Dwight, who is basically a goober with white-knight-lancelot syndrome, is okay, cuz at least he is cool and not un-manned by the fact that the he is really just helping the princesses slay the dragons, and they really would have done it just fine w/o him. And Kevin is there to provide your rape fantasies, yeyelijahwoodsecksietiemedownviolatemeandeatmeup. Pleeeeeeeeeaaase, Lijah! I'm asking nicely!!

Anyways, wife is on aim now, so this post is now re-christened my sin city rejoicing. w00t! I must make a playlist of a themesong fro each sin city character. hmmm......