My mother just recieved the following voicemail from an unidentified man.

[scarylullabiez]

"Hey Blondie. I can't believe you'd just come up here, drink four or five of my beers, fuck me in the ass... and just leave without saying good night or goodbye. I'm still up if you want to come back and spend the night. Bye, sweetie."

And I really can't think of anyone who has her number and would prank her.

Comments

[echotiarra.livejournal.com]

That...was all types of random.

...bout as random as when Auzzie started to talk about his favorite glove. Or when a PR lady grabbed me.

[scary-lullabies.livejournal.com]

Tell me about it!!

His favorite glove? Is that some kind of metaphor? Do I even want to know?

[echotiarra.livejournal.com]

Auzzie was ushering last night and he threw me a jacket to drop off at lost and found. A ratty old glove fell on his shoulder and he started making cracks on how every guy has a favorite glove and how he uses it every morning....

Nick and I yelled at him and called him a pervert.

[scary-lullabies.livejournal.com]

Pfft, Nick is a pervert too, he has no legs to stand on there!

Btw, the last show of pirates is at 8:30, which lets us out at 11:30. Does that sound good?

[echotiarra.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure because I don't want to get my grandmother to drive me. Ummm...are you working tomorrow?

[scary-lullabies.livejournal.com]

Yup, from 4:30 to 10. Are you thinking we could go after work one day? The day after that, I only work until 4.

[echotiarra.livejournal.com]

I work from 1 to 6:30 on sunday but I don't work on saturday so that could work for me:-D

[scary-lullabies.livejournal.com]

So we'd go sometime after 6:30 on Sunday?

[echotiarra.livejournal.com]

Sounds peachy keen to me:-D

[modillian.livejournal.com]

That's...really hysterical. We get lots of random wrong number messages, but nothing quite as explicit as that. :O You've been selected for a very special message from the wrong-call-number spirits!

[scary-lullabies.livejournal.com]

I'm not even doing it justice, it sounded so... genuine. If I was in that type of situation leaving that type of message, that is exactly what I would sound like.

Yes, clearly we have been selected for special wrong number calls. Like this one. (http://scary-lullabies.livejournal.com/110532.html) Fun times!

I use my Jack icon so that he may sex up your Will.

[maryanneg.livejournal.com]

I'd search your mom's closet for a blonde wig.

[scary-lullabies.livejournal.com]

LMAO

Will do. ;)

[echotiarra.livejournal.com]

Hey Em-are we going to go watch Pirates later? I'm going out for a little bit so call me on my cell if it's a yay-(619)316-0707.