Re: SEX!

[scarylullabiez]

Purely for curiosity's sake:

[Poll #1095408]
For serious, the answers I have gotten to this question in RL are fascinating. Bonus points if you upload and link me in comments!


Also, I feel I should mention that the level of gay at my place of work has recently skyrocketed. I have seen more boytouching in the last month than I have ever seen outside of Ecstasies or the like. Mind you, this is not an influx of new hires or anything, these are guys I have worked with for almost two years, just randomly deciding that the best thing to do is grope and kiss each other. I think Santa has determined that I've been a very good girl.

Comments

[xtinethepirate.livejournal.com]

......... can I work where you do? 0__o

[scary-lullabies.livejournal.com]

Of course, my pretty! We shall prowl the hallways in safari outfits, carrying binoculars and dart guns loaded with an aphrodisiac (maybe that one the army was researching (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4174519.stm)), taking in the exotic boytouching of the movie theater. ^-^

OMG, you should have seen it the other night! Gavin was walking ahead of Robert and he dropped his pen and bent over to pick it up without bending his knees and came up all slow and arching his back and he looked over his shoulder at Robert and Gavin is really quiet and doesn't goof off with the rest of us usually, and SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS IT WAS HAWT!! *falls over*

[xtinethepirate.livejournal.com]

DUDE. DUUUUUDE. Did the army drop their gay bomb on your working space or something when no one was looking? How you get anything done is well beyond me!

[scary-lullabies.livejournal.com]

I dunno! That's part of why it's so amazing! I'm wondering if this is a trend coming over all of San Diego. SOON ALL THE SOUTHWESTERN US WILL BE GAY. OR MORE GAY. THAN IT WAS BEFORE. Cuz you know, Westerns. We were pretty gay to begin with.

[xtinethepirate.livejournal.com]

I think it might have something to do with the cowboy hat thing... *iz eastern*

[scary-lullabies.livejournal.com]

*nods* And the very tight jeans. And the bowleggedness. And the cold desert nights.

[xtinethepirate.livejournal.com]

Certainly! One must stay warm after all. The leather boots probably help, too.

No one finds fishermen that sexy and gay, I suppose. Bright yellow Sou'Westers do not a "fuck me, plz" statement make.

[scary-lullabies.livejournal.com]

Well, probably not, but then the honest hardworking fishermen can be captured by scoundrel pirates! And scoundrel pirates are very sexy and gay.

[xtinethepirate.livejournal.com]

Well... blacksmiths, maybe. Fishermen, I'm not that sure about.

[scary-lullabies.livejournal.com]

Well, I think fishermen are better for captive gay love. They don't start out seasick. S'less messy.

[xtinethepirate.livejournal.com]

But they also smell like fish, which is a point against them. Hmmm. Certianly sea sickness brings with it the potential for messyness, but it also has the "you look a bit pale, dear, why don't you lie down in my bed it's more comfortable than your bunk and here, lemme get you out of those nasty tight clothes....."

*wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more!*

[scary-lullabies.livejournal.com]

You would make such an awesome nurse. XD

[xtinethepirate.livejournal.com]

*curtseys* Thankee!! *sits around and waits for Jooooooood to get the sniffles*

[iamstillthemoon.livejournal.com]

Dude. I've never fucked, but I have SO many songs. "Nasty, Naughty Boy" would be a total dress-up song for me, dirty French maid with thigh highs and head dress, breasts looking great, long enough to make someone want to look but short enough to tease someone. High heels with feathery balls like a relaxed, live-in maid. Hair straight and down, lolling over shoulders, light make-up, extra cuffs like on a Playboy bunny. Need I say more? I can elaborate, if you'd like...;)

[scary-lullabies.livejournal.com]

Oooo, sexy!

[knivey.livejournal.com]

Queens of the Stone Age - Skin On Skin

Also just about anything by Mike Patton. That man's voice just really makes me want to take it in orifices I don't even have.

And just...



Jesus Christ, you know?

[scary-lullabies.livejournal.com]

Thank you for the music! *gives you bonus points and cookies*

Ooooo, he's kinda Johnny Depp-ish.

[knivey.livejournal.com]

Just crazier. A lot crazier.

[monchy.livejournal.com]

I love Mike Patton as well... He has a kind of Johnny Depp thing going on there. But OMG the voice! *sighs*

[modillian.livejournal.com]

Also, I feel I should mention that the level of gay at my place of work has recently skyrocketed. AND THEN MY BRAIN SKITTERSTOPPED. akljhadklfhkgjhlskdjdkjlhkdfjghgkjgk *MOAR KEYSMASH*

I just. WOW. THAT'S SOME AMAZING PHENOMENA THERE. Do you think they're being mindcontroled by slashy fangirls or that they've just decided gay-friendly affection is the way to go? Are they playing Gay Chicken, maybe? Have you and other girls voiced your approval? I would. *g*

Also, I feel like bandom has made me extra EXTRA dirty. Because just at the grocery store today I was all, ho hum, getting a cart, and this mother and small child were ahead of me so I had to wait behind them. AND THEN I see there's a wee skinny emo hair-in-face kid next to them, and I'm all MMMYES and THEN I see he's some kid shopping with his mother and I'm all *facepalm* HE MUST BE FIFTEEN YEARS OLD GEEZ I'M AN OLD PERVERT NOW. This kneejerk reaction to wee emo boys has done me no good. O.o

Oh yes, and this too: JT -FutureSex/LoveSound

[modillian.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA, I FORGOT TO TELL YOU. My brother drove me back to my place in Gville on Saturday. He hadn't been to my apartment before, so he walked around and made fun of my decor and nearly fell in the pool; you know, usual things. AND THEN, he spotted the Heineken bottle you made for me. I keep it on my desk, and he immediately scooped it up and threatened to steal it for his apartment. You have another fan of your work, Ara!

[scary-lullabies.livejournal.com]

MUWAHAHAHAHAHA! Did he see Mr. Peen?

[modillian.livejournal.com]

NO, HE WAS MYSTERIOUSLY BLIND TO IT. Though I do have a lot of stuff on my walls to overlook things easily. I should point out Mr. Peen next time. ^_^

[scary-lullabies.livejournal.com]

I HAVE NO IDEA, MOD. They just up decided to get with the humping and the face touching and the oh-my-goodness-I-just-fell-on-you-up-against-the-wall for no discernible reason at all. I do applaud when they do it, though. And sometimes I make squeaky noises.

Hee! BANDOM: Now with EXTRA dirtyness!

Ooo, thank you! *gives you bonus points*

[mercadia-kenobi.livejournal.com]

I have never fucked to a song but I definitely use this one to get me in the mood:

Jose Nunez-Bilingual

It's Megaupload...hope it works

[scary-lullabies.livejournal.com]

It works just fine, yey!

[monchy.livejournal.com]

Dude, hard question, you know? But here's my pick.

The Coasters - Down in Mexico

*is too lazy to code* http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=95AE6E0B32CF8C3C

Also... Can I come work at your place? Please?

[scary-lullabies.livejournal.com]

I know, it's really just an awesome question to ask. Some people have to think for a moment, others know their answer right away, and sometimes they'll tell me something that will make me totally rethink a song or artist.

Yey! Music!

Of course you can! You can come safariing with me and xtinethepirate!

[grimmus.livejournal.com]

From the sounds of it, Pizza Hut wasn't at the level that your theatre is now, but all us guys there have been known for our blatant homosexual antics; From smacking each other on the asses randomly to "dancing" around in close quarters to rampant debates of who gobbles the best balls. New hires would often stare in confusion and fear until they finally got it and started "faggin' around", as we always said, with the rest of us. Unfortunately, those experiences have to remain a memory now seeing as more than half the guys at my new job actually are gay, so one false joke and there goes a sexual harassment complaint.

As for the poll, I can't legitimately answer the question.

[scary-lullabies.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... Surely someone has studied this behavior for their thesis at some point. There's probably some terribly un-fun reason behind it. Good to know the army isn't testing gay bombs on my work, though.

[echotiarra.livejournal.com]

You missed the one conversation between Sam and Auzzie. It brought tears to my eyes when Sam told Auz that he loved him...

It also brought odd images into my head but that is beside the point.

*coughs*I want to jump Steven*cough*

And I would think the best song to hear while screwing, would depend on said relationship.

[scary-lullabies.livejournal.com]

Ah, but I have witnessed the Sam/Auzzie love on other occasions. Auzzie had his hands in Sam's hair and everything, remember? *happy sigh*

[echotiarra.livejournal.com]

I know it will never happen but I keep hoping that one day I'll have to go to the closet to pick up something and see those two in a passionate embrace...

Yeah, yeah, I know. It'll never happen but a girl can dream.