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[scarylullabiez]

I am currently thinking about Orlando Bloom. He has the kind of beauty no one would want. I mean, usually when a person is good looking or attractive, it makes me want to have sex with him/her. Orlando Bloom's good looks are the kind that make me want to tie him down and debase and defile him in as many ways I can concieve of. Kind of like I used to do to those burger king kids meal toys.

I am also thinking about my recently composed Users Guide to Arathain's Heart How To Pick Up Arathain When You Don't Know Her. I'll post it tommorrow when it is my day on the computer, as opposed to now, when I am typing on MamaGoddess's abominable laptop keyboard.

So I'm off to dream about desecrating Orlando Bloom. And possibly draw some pictures of it too.