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Dear Criminal Minds,

You're a terrible show, and all your fanfiction is rated PG. What little porn there is is so vanilla it makes 7th Heaven look like Spartacus: Blood and Sand. It makes Twilight look like The Story of O. It makes cream of wheat taste spicy. There is nothing to hold me here.

SO DEAR GOD WHY CAN'T I QUIT YOOOUUUUU???

                                   Baffled,
                                        scary-lullabies


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