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SATAN'S FLAPPING FORESKIN, WHAT THE SHIT WAS THAT?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!

RUBY CHANGING THE VOICEMAIL DEAN LEFT AAAAAAAAAAAHH. CRUSH MY SHRIVELED BLACK HEART, WHY DON'T YOU.

FUUUUUUUCK.

Ok, I have taken a deep breath and I actually have something rational to say: Zachariah kidnapping Dean and attempting to placate him with cheeseburgers? THAT IS NOT HILARIOUS, IT IS DISTURBING. Speaking in terms of Christian theology, being unable to differentiate between baser and higher pleasures is the very definition of evil. Hmmm, how can we override this pesky familial devotion thing? I know! CHEESEBURGERS! It's practically the same thing, right!? Zachariah clearly doesn't get the whole concept of humanity, of residing in the middle, and not at the extreme ends of the spectrum. I kind of loved it. It was such a subtle, creepy, insidious way to indicate where the whole thing was going. And if Bobby knew about that shit, he would be insulted on Dean's behalf.

So. Is it September 10th yet?

ETA: Gods, you know that shit was intense when you're thinking you need to go to