On no less than three occasions!

[scarylullabiez]

'Now wait a minute,' you're thinking, 'why is acehorner - that intelligent, ravishing beauty - taking her afternoon tea with that clearly intoxicated, fuschia-suspendered moron?'

Well, I'll tell you:



Ha! Just kidding! (Well... no, that's totally true, but that's not why she had tea with me. XD)


It's because she is my wistful, captured, selkie wife.


Course, when I tell her she is my wistful, captured, selkie wife, she gets slightly less wistful:


Those pictures are from when we went to O.B. and went hiking.


In addition to beautiful beach cliffs, O.B. also boasts antique shops with strange and mysterious greeting cards in them.


We also had amazing pastries...

...for about five minutes before shirtless Spock conquered them and claimed them for the Enterprise. Scotty was against this initially, but as you can see, he's starting to waiver in this picture.


If you're wondering how I captured my gorgeous selkie wife...


Tiny cupcakes. Gorgeous selkies love them.


Also good bait for Spock.


But Scotty finds them rather intimidating. Spock is there to keep an eye on things, in case the cupcake makes any sudden moves.


Our whole array of treats from our tea. Omg, so good, and so much fun. SO FUN. I'm so eloquent, oui? XD

The tea room had a gift shop with all sorts of imported sweets and things from the UK. Among these mysterious foreign goodies, we found some misogynistic chocolate. Of course we had to teach it a lesson:



What's funny is it was just regular milk chocolate. No extra coco, no enormous walnuts in it or anything. It was super sweet too, sweeter than your average American milk chocolate for sure.

Then we went to the thrift shop where we found a book about how to succeed with women, which specifically instructed its readers not to talk about Star Trek. I immediately retrieved a pen and rendered my contradicting opinion in the margin. We also found a pornographic hymnal:



And a book about acehorner's twin, who just wishes he was as scorching hot as she is:




AND AT A LATER DATE WE WENT ON MORE ADVENTURES!


ADVENTURES WITH BACON CUPCAKES IN THEM!

No Spock/Scotty action, though. Observe our consternation:



And for our most recent adventure, we drank while watcing an elected official punch a camel. This actually turned out to be quite lucrative for both of us - we landed jobs as the sexy women who drink absinthe in artsy posters.









This magical elixir is actually a scrumptious cocktail called a green-blooded hobgoblin. Yummmm. Are drink titles supposed to go in quotation marks? I am unfamiliar with the proper way to type drink titles. Oh! Also, everyone should go listen to this song. (Torchwood ppl, think of Ianto when you do. Everyone else, you don't have to think of Ianto, especially if you don't know who that is. ;D) But yes, green-blooded hobgoblins, and Florence + the Machine. Both marvelous things that I would never have known about, had I never captured my gorgeous selkie wife. XD

STAY TUNED! I'm sure we will have more pictures of our sexy, sexy adventures in the future.