I don't even have a mermaid fetish...
Jun. 4th, 2011 05:38 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
scarylullabiezI had one awesome dream last night, and one horrible one.
The awesome one:
So I was Thor (movie, Chris Hemsworth Thor) and I had this hot mermaid wife. The dream started with me waking up in this enormous opulent bed in Asgard with my hot mermaid wife next to me, and some awesome, good morning! fooling around. It was very playful and fun and involved a lot of rolling around on this huge bed. The only other detail I remember about it was that my mermaid wife had a really long tail, and she curled it around to touch my back while I was on top of her. The sexy time was interrupted by our adorable little baby. We played with the baby a little bit, and then I went to take a shower (in a huge, opulent, outdoor shower) and relish the afterglow a bit. At this point my perspective started shifting back and forth between being Thor and being Thor's hot mermaid wife. I was in the huge opulent shower, enjoying the sunlight and listening to and thinking about how lucky I was to have my hot mermaid wife and adorable baby, and I heard Loki come in and start talking to my wife and I was like, 'omg, now I gotta cut my shower/afterglow short to go see what kind of bullshit he's telling her.'
And then I was the hot mermaid wife, and Loki had convinced me that I had been raped in the past and that my adorable baby was actually the rapist's, and that I had repressed the memory of all this. I was crying all over Loki (I distinctly remember feeling the combination of armor and cloth against my cheek while my face was buried in his shoulder), when Thor came in.
Then I was Thor telling Loki to leave my wife alone, and taking his place as tear-bearer.
Then the wife again, and I liked Thor's shoulder better, and I was already talking myself out of being upset, because although Loki had convinced me, I still had no memory of this rape, and my baby was still adorable, and Thor was totally gonna smash the guy. I told Thor all all about it.
Then I was Thor, and I was full of righteous rage, and totally gonna go smash the guy. Also Loki, if he had made this up. So I threw on some armor, picked up my hammer, kissed my hot mermaid wife and adorable baby, and went out to go smashing.
Mermaid wife: as soon as Thor was gone, Loki smote me down to earth. I was transformed into a human and the whole time I was on Earth I was wrapped in a towel. I kept wanting to drop it down and wrap it around my legs so I'd feel more like my proper mermaid self, and then remembering at the last minute that I was on earth and bare boobs were frowned upon. I spent all my time down there trying to find a way to get a message to Thor, and this involved a lot of thrift shopping, looking for an object I could easily transport to Asgard.
Then a gigantic version of Bowser rose up out of the ground and destroyed a huge chunk of whatever city I was in. The scenery became full of terrified citizens running around, apocalyptic chaos, etc. It was pretty damn scary. At one point I saw Loki hovering at skyscraper height, clearly controlling Bowser, who was just dropping down under the ground, tunneling to a new spot and rising up out of it again as his means of destroying the city. It was definitely an urban area, and Bowser only had to do this four or five times before most of the city was destroyed, just to give you an idea of how big he was. Eventually I was destroyed along with the rest of the citizens. As an afterlife, the citizens were all transformed into these large m&ms, and were on an uphill conveyer belt that was going to drop them into what I think was purgatory, but it was full of fire. I, however, was back in my mermaid form, and there were big picture windows all along both sides of the conveyer belt. I could see the sky through the left side, so I started picking up the m&m things, and throwing them at the windows. The m&ms were about the size of a football, so after a few throws I broke one of the windows and was able to climb out of it. Outside was just a normal world, with well manicured trees and grass. I knew it was another dimension, but I don't know how I knew that. Once I got some of the m&ms out, they started to gradually change back into humans and most of them decided to make a go of life there. One of them who had sprouted arms and legs loaned me a cell phone, and I woke up right as I was going to call Thor to come take me home to Asgard.
The horrible one:
Dreamed that a rat was chewing on my hair as I slept. (Note: the cat is not allowed in my room because he breaks things. He frequently demonstrates his unhappiness with this rule.) I woke up and thought, 'goddammit, I guess I have to let the cat into my room now.' So I've concluded that the cat has hired a wizard to influence my dreams in his favor.
The awesome one:
So I was Thor (movie, Chris Hemsworth Thor) and I had this hot mermaid wife. The dream started with me waking up in this enormous opulent bed in Asgard with my hot mermaid wife next to me, and some awesome, good morning! fooling around. It was very playful and fun and involved a lot of rolling around on this huge bed. The only other detail I remember about it was that my mermaid wife had a really long tail, and she curled it around to touch my back while I was on top of her. The sexy time was interrupted by our adorable little baby. We played with the baby a little bit, and then I went to take a shower (in a huge, opulent, outdoor shower) and relish the afterglow a bit. At this point my perspective started shifting back and forth between being Thor and being Thor's hot mermaid wife. I was in the huge opulent shower, enjoying the sunlight and listening to and thinking about how lucky I was to have my hot mermaid wife and adorable baby, and I heard Loki come in and start talking to my wife and I was like, 'omg, now I gotta cut my shower/afterglow short to go see what kind of bullshit he's telling her.'
And then I was the hot mermaid wife, and Loki had convinced me that I had been raped in the past and that my adorable baby was actually the rapist's, and that I had repressed the memory of all this. I was crying all over Loki (I distinctly remember feeling the combination of armor and cloth against my cheek while my face was buried in his shoulder), when Thor came in.
Then I was Thor telling Loki to leave my wife alone, and taking his place as tear-bearer.
Then the wife again, and I liked Thor's shoulder better, and I was already talking myself out of being upset, because although Loki had convinced me, I still had no memory of this rape, and my baby was still adorable, and Thor was totally gonna smash the guy. I told Thor all all about it.
Then I was Thor, and I was full of righteous rage, and totally gonna go smash the guy. Also Loki, if he had made this up. So I threw on some armor, picked up my hammer, kissed my hot mermaid wife and adorable baby, and went out to go smashing.
Mermaid wife: as soon as Thor was gone, Loki smote me down to earth. I was transformed into a human and the whole time I was on Earth I was wrapped in a towel. I kept wanting to drop it down and wrap it around my legs so I'd feel more like my proper mermaid self, and then remembering at the last minute that I was on earth and bare boobs were frowned upon. I spent all my time down there trying to find a way to get a message to Thor, and this involved a lot of thrift shopping, looking for an object I could easily transport to Asgard.
Then a gigantic version of Bowser rose up out of the ground and destroyed a huge chunk of whatever city I was in. The scenery became full of terrified citizens running around, apocalyptic chaos, etc. It was pretty damn scary. At one point I saw Loki hovering at skyscraper height, clearly controlling Bowser, who was just dropping down under the ground, tunneling to a new spot and rising up out of it again as his means of destroying the city. It was definitely an urban area, and Bowser only had to do this four or five times before most of the city was destroyed, just to give you an idea of how big he was. Eventually I was destroyed along with the rest of the citizens. As an afterlife, the citizens were all transformed into these large m&ms, and were on an uphill conveyer belt that was going to drop them into what I think was purgatory, but it was full of fire. I, however, was back in my mermaid form, and there were big picture windows all along both sides of the conveyer belt. I could see the sky through the left side, so I started picking up the m&m things, and throwing them at the windows. The m&ms were about the size of a football, so after a few throws I broke one of the windows and was able to climb out of it. Outside was just a normal world, with well manicured trees and grass. I knew it was another dimension, but I don't know how I knew that. Once I got some of the m&ms out, they started to gradually change back into humans and most of them decided to make a go of life there. One of them who had sprouted arms and legs loaned me a cell phone, and I woke up right as I was going to call Thor to come take me home to Asgard.
The horrible one:
Dreamed that a rat was chewing on my hair as I slept. (Note: the cat is not allowed in my room because he breaks things. He frequently demonstrates his unhappiness with this rule.) I woke up and thought, 'goddammit, I guess I have to let the cat into my room now.' So I've concluded that the cat has hired a wizard to influence my dreams in his favor.
