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scarylullabiezOMG war was teh uber-l33t secksie. Here's how it goes:
FRIDAY
*I got there and MamaGoddess helped me set up the tent, which was entertaining, and the canopy, which was less so. Then we went and feasted on fried pickles. Then I got to business and blew up my air mattress and duct-taped them and made myself the most comfiest bed evah. I also layed out a woven blanket on the floor and basically made the tent a palace. I then layed around reading star wars porn until darkness fell, at which point I went out and walked around for a alittle to make sure I still knew how to get around the place and then I went back to camp and lay down to wait for Lien and Apple.
*They showed up sometime between 11 and Midnight and suggested we have an night in. So we did, and at some point, our Rocky Horror neighbors (THERE'S A LIIIIIIIHIIIIIHIIIIIIGHT!!) came over and drank with us, and admired us muchly.
SATURDAY
*Then the next morning, I went to a bellydance class that didn't happen because no one showed up but me and the teachers wandered off. While I was doing this and getting my breakfast (which was prepared by a mighty adorable scotsman in a kilt that was a little to short for him EVERY MORNING I WAS THERE SQU33333!) Lien and Apple went to get breakfast and made Apple sick, and they left around noon. *sob*
*I spent some money and watched the battles for a while and was generally my marvelous self all over the place.
*At night I began my usual wanderings. I went to the Martini Glass camp (so named because a large christmas lights martini glass was suspended far above it) where the smoke was so bad that I could not dance, but I did watch the exrtemely seductive show that the other dancers who could withstand the smoke were putting on the for two visiting princes of Atenveldt and An Tir. (I must teach you this one move, Naelor, it requires 2 dancers and it's hotter than Hayden Christiansen looming.) Anyways, I continued camp hopping, looking for Lughgosh, Jewel Of My Heart. (You, Naelor are the Jewel Of My Kidney. Remember that the heart is a fickle organ like the Blue People say. You purify my blood and reiceve all the alcohol I imbibe.) I didn't find him. I did find Jessi Kirby and Brandon Her BoyToy, and they took me to the camp of House ThreeSail, who marveled at my dancing and my luscious chest meats and just generally loved and welcomed me. Then Jessi took off her clothes and ran around naked for a while.
*At this camp I met SlaveBoi, who was so beautful and gracious he took my breath away from me an still has not returned it to my care or lungs. He had a scar pattern like the one I had on my left upper arm (until it was covered by more scars. it's still there a little) bewteen his pecs and three scars like from lashes underneath them on his tummy. But he belonged to Jaz the SlaveMistress and it would have been wrong of me to make a pass at him. He wouldn't have had it anyways, he was a very devoted slave. But I did get to admire his naked body, a Jaz had him strip for us. He kept his eyes to down and when Jaz was busy he would curl up with his forehead almost touching the ground, waiting to be of service to her. *salivate*
SUNDAY
***I FOUND LUGHGOSH! He was coming from Merhcant's Row, as I was going to get my Breakfast Prepared By An Adorable Scotsman In A Kilt That Was A Little Too Short For Him. He had a funnel cake. You will find our exchange below in the quotes. But that's why I couldn't find him. I assume that it is the same reason I failed to find him the second night as well, so I am lacking in Delicious Elven Lughgosh Secks.
*Went to belyldance class and learned many wonderful things, and also, that my bellydance teacher is also a fighter. I did not know this. w00t!
*Spent money
*Lazed about with starwars porn.
***Had a Soul Stealer. One of the Chirurgeons and Pirate Priests held three pressure points on the neck. He did one to a slave who was hung over to make her feel better (he examined her first to make sure she wasn't so sick it would hurt her) and then everyone wanted one. I was actaully nominated by Jaz who wanted to see what effect it would have on a dancer. I didn't feel myself falling until he caught me (he was a big guy and I wasn't afraid of falling) but Brandon and Jaz said I went down as soon as he touched me. I did hear the Chirurgeon say "Oop, there she goes, right into it." And when I was upright again, I felt this liquid feeling slither down over my entire body starting with my head. I wasn't in pain, but I had that slept-on-a-cot-on-the-floor feeling that you get when camping, but that cleared it right up. I felt so mellow and wonderful. Then It was SlaveBoi's turn. The chirurgeon said that most males weren't submissive enough for it to work, but that he had seen SlaveBoi in action, adn it probably would. It didn't. SlaveBoi did start shaking though. When the chirurgeon gave up, SlaveBoi apologized to him and to Mistress Jaz and I heard him say that when he was little, his father would use his pressure points to punish him, so maybe that was why and the chirurgeon agreed and again, SlaveBoi ripped all my emotions out through my sternum. I then went to my tent to lay in ecstatic lethargic bliss from my soul stealer and from beautiful SlaveBoi. I had many daydreams about him, and Lughgosh and Crushing Prince Krishna. Sometimes I was invovled as well, sometimes not. Heeee.....
*I went to court. The first thing that happened (after the Crown Prince of Atenveldt spoke for at least half an hour on the beauty of the Queen of Caid and the ferocity and righteousness of the King of Caid ["And again, he whooped me soundly!"] and the Crown Prince of An Tir was all "I'm very honored to be here. Let's have court.") A herald who had served in the military was given the floor. He spoke about the Queen and how good she had been to Caidans overseas, making sure they had some communication with someone from home, even if they had no family, making sure that everything was ready for them and spending time with them when they got home, and then every Caidan who is or was in the military came forward and presented the Queen with their insignia and medals if they had them. The Queen was completly beside herself, she was crying so hard she couldn't speak, and her ladies in waiting were flailing aournd, trying to find her some kleenex. Some of the soldiers spoke with her for a moment and then she would cry even harder. When she had regained a bit of composure, she read some emails she had from Caidans in the armed forces, and I was crying at that point. Anyways. The king changed Kingdom Law so that perfect attendance or a Knighthood was no longer required to compete for the Crown of Caid. The Whiskey Bards performed, ("We're cheap and we're easy!") and many awards were handed out including to a young Lady who was boffer champion and acted as the Queen's page, herald, and guard when everyone else was busy. The Queen said that she didn't doubt that the young Lady would be Queen one day, and by her own victory as well. (That hasn't happned in caidan History yet.) So that was court.
*I went out and danced and revelled as normal. I taught the pirates a bawdy song that they did not know. I am quite proud of this. Heee....
And I'm spent. Time for quotes.
Quotes From War
*sneeze* - someguy
"Bless you." - someotherguy
"How dare you, Sir?! I am Agnostic!" - someguy
"Come for me, do it! Do it!" - Neihgbor
"DO EET NOOOOOWW!! I'M HEEYUH! KEEL MEE NOOOOW!" - Arathain
"What time is it? HEY YOU IN THE CAMP NEXT TO US...WHAT TIME IS IT?" - Neighbors Behind Me
*muttermutterdunnomumblemutter* "UHH........UMMMMM......PISS OFF!!" - Neighbors To My Left
"You should see my Viking bling." - Lien
"As you all know, next Tuesday is good Friday and there will be a Mother's Meeting for Father's only. Also......." - someguy
*giggle giggle* - someguy's audience
"I AM NOT DRUNK!" - someguy
"And how was your evening M'Lord?" - Arathain
"Ah, well, I spent the entire evening duct-taped to a chair." - Lughgosh, Jewel Of My Heart
"Ah. Well did you at least have fun duct-taped to that chair?" - Arathain
"Oh, yes. I still can't believe that wasn't butter." - Lughgosh, Jewel Of My Heart
"He is paying homage to my inner thigh." - Jaz the Slave Mistress
"Everyone should have sex with Natalie Portman!" - Apple
"Who did you write an erotic song about?" - Lien
"Jessica. Actually It was more like a limerick.....Actually," - Arathain
"Actually it was more of a moan...." - Julia
Lessons From War
Bellydancing is God's Gift to humanity.
You know you're the Queen of Geeks when you are watching the young teen and pre-teen boys fight and you can tell they've been watching too much star wars by their technique.
You know you've been in the SCA too long when it's easier for you to get up from a very low chair with your bodice on.
My parasol brings all the boys to the yard.
FRIDAY
*I got there and MamaGoddess helped me set up the tent, which was entertaining, and the canopy, which was less so. Then we went and feasted on fried pickles. Then I got to business and blew up my air mattress and duct-taped them and made myself the most comfiest bed evah. I also layed out a woven blanket on the floor and basically made the tent a palace. I then layed around reading star wars porn until darkness fell, at which point I went out and walked around for a alittle to make sure I still knew how to get around the place and then I went back to camp and lay down to wait for Lien and Apple.
*They showed up sometime between 11 and Midnight and suggested we have an night in. So we did, and at some point, our Rocky Horror neighbors (THERE'S A LIIIIIIIHIIIIIHIIIIIIGHT!!) came over and drank with us, and admired us muchly.
SATURDAY
*Then the next morning, I went to a bellydance class that didn't happen because no one showed up but me and the teachers wandered off. While I was doing this and getting my breakfast (which was prepared by a mighty adorable scotsman in a kilt that was a little to short for him EVERY MORNING I WAS THERE SQU33333!) Lien and Apple went to get breakfast and made Apple sick, and they left around noon. *sob*
*I spent some money and watched the battles for a while and was generally my marvelous self all over the place.
*At night I began my usual wanderings. I went to the Martini Glass camp (so named because a large christmas lights martini glass was suspended far above it) where the smoke was so bad that I could not dance, but I did watch the exrtemely seductive show that the other dancers who could withstand the smoke were putting on the for two visiting princes of Atenveldt and An Tir. (I must teach you this one move, Naelor, it requires 2 dancers and it's hotter than Hayden Christiansen looming.) Anyways, I continued camp hopping, looking for Lughgosh, Jewel Of My Heart. (You, Naelor are the Jewel Of My Kidney. Remember that the heart is a fickle organ like the Blue People say. You purify my blood and reiceve all the alcohol I imbibe.) I didn't find him. I did find Jessi Kirby and Brandon Her BoyToy, and they took me to the camp of House ThreeSail, who marveled at my dancing and my luscious chest meats and just generally loved and welcomed me. Then Jessi took off her clothes and ran around naked for a while.
*At this camp I met SlaveBoi, who was so beautful and gracious he took my breath away from me an still has not returned it to my care or lungs. He had a scar pattern like the one I had on my left upper arm (until it was covered by more scars. it's still there a little) bewteen his pecs and three scars like from lashes underneath them on his tummy. But he belonged to Jaz the SlaveMistress and it would have been wrong of me to make a pass at him. He wouldn't have had it anyways, he was a very devoted slave. But I did get to admire his naked body, a Jaz had him strip for us. He kept his eyes to down and when Jaz was busy he would curl up with his forehead almost touching the ground, waiting to be of service to her. *salivate*
SUNDAY
***I FOUND LUGHGOSH! He was coming from Merhcant's Row, as I was going to get my Breakfast Prepared By An Adorable Scotsman In A Kilt That Was A Little Too Short For Him. He had a funnel cake. You will find our exchange below in the quotes. But that's why I couldn't find him. I assume that it is the same reason I failed to find him the second night as well, so I am lacking in Delicious Elven Lughgosh Secks.
*Went to belyldance class and learned many wonderful things, and also, that my bellydance teacher is also a fighter. I did not know this. w00t!
*Spent money
*Lazed about with starwars porn.
***Had a Soul Stealer. One of the Chirurgeons and Pirate Priests held three pressure points on the neck. He did one to a slave who was hung over to make her feel better (he examined her first to make sure she wasn't so sick it would hurt her) and then everyone wanted one. I was actaully nominated by Jaz who wanted to see what effect it would have on a dancer. I didn't feel myself falling until he caught me (he was a big guy and I wasn't afraid of falling) but Brandon and Jaz said I went down as soon as he touched me. I did hear the Chirurgeon say "Oop, there she goes, right into it." And when I was upright again, I felt this liquid feeling slither down over my entire body starting with my head. I wasn't in pain, but I had that slept-on-a-cot-on-the-floor feeling that you get when camping, but that cleared it right up. I felt so mellow and wonderful. Then It was SlaveBoi's turn. The chirurgeon said that most males weren't submissive enough for it to work, but that he had seen SlaveBoi in action, adn it probably would. It didn't. SlaveBoi did start shaking though. When the chirurgeon gave up, SlaveBoi apologized to him and to Mistress Jaz and I heard him say that when he was little, his father would use his pressure points to punish him, so maybe that was why and the chirurgeon agreed and again, SlaveBoi ripped all my emotions out through my sternum. I then went to my tent to lay in ecstatic lethargic bliss from my soul stealer and from beautiful SlaveBoi. I had many daydreams about him, and Lughgosh and Crushing Prince Krishna. Sometimes I was invovled as well, sometimes not. Heeee.....
*I went to court. The first thing that happened (after the Crown Prince of Atenveldt spoke for at least half an hour on the beauty of the Queen of Caid and the ferocity and righteousness of the King of Caid ["And again, he whooped me soundly!"] and the Crown Prince of An Tir was all "I'm very honored to be here. Let's have court.") A herald who had served in the military was given the floor. He spoke about the Queen and how good she had been to Caidans overseas, making sure they had some communication with someone from home, even if they had no family, making sure that everything was ready for them and spending time with them when they got home, and then every Caidan who is or was in the military came forward and presented the Queen with their insignia and medals if they had them. The Queen was completly beside herself, she was crying so hard she couldn't speak, and her ladies in waiting were flailing aournd, trying to find her some kleenex. Some of the soldiers spoke with her for a moment and then she would cry even harder. When she had regained a bit of composure, she read some emails she had from Caidans in the armed forces, and I was crying at that point. Anyways. The king changed Kingdom Law so that perfect attendance or a Knighthood was no longer required to compete for the Crown of Caid. The Whiskey Bards performed, ("We're cheap and we're easy!") and many awards were handed out including to a young Lady who was boffer champion and acted as the Queen's page, herald, and guard when everyone else was busy. The Queen said that she didn't doubt that the young Lady would be Queen one day, and by her own victory as well. (That hasn't happned in caidan History yet.) So that was court.
*I went out and danced and revelled as normal. I taught the pirates a bawdy song that they did not know. I am quite proud of this. Heee....
And I'm spent. Time for quotes.
Quotes From War
*sneeze* - someguy
"Bless you." - someotherguy
"How dare you, Sir?! I am Agnostic!" - someguy
"Come for me, do it! Do it!" - Neihgbor
"DO EET NOOOOOWW!! I'M HEEYUH! KEEL MEE NOOOOW!" - Arathain
"What time is it? HEY YOU IN THE CAMP NEXT TO US...WHAT TIME IS IT?" - Neighbors Behind Me
*muttermutterdunnomumblemutter* "UHH........UMMMMM......PISS OFF!!" - Neighbors To My Left
"You should see my Viking bling." - Lien
"As you all know, next Tuesday is good Friday and there will be a Mother's Meeting for Father's only. Also......." - someguy
*giggle giggle* - someguy's audience
"I AM NOT DRUNK!" - someguy
"And how was your evening M'Lord?" - Arathain
"Ah, well, I spent the entire evening duct-taped to a chair." - Lughgosh, Jewel Of My Heart
"Ah. Well did you at least have fun duct-taped to that chair?" - Arathain
"Oh, yes. I still can't believe that wasn't butter." - Lughgosh, Jewel Of My Heart
"He is paying homage to my inner thigh." - Jaz the Slave Mistress
"Everyone should have sex with Natalie Portman!" - Apple
"Who did you write an erotic song about?" - Lien
"Jessica. Actually It was more like a limerick.....Actually," - Arathain
"Actually it was more of a moan...." - Julia
Lessons From War
Bellydancing is God's Gift to humanity.
You know you're the Queen of Geeks when you are watching the young teen and pre-teen boys fight and you can tell they've been watching too much star wars by their technique.
You know you've been in the SCA too long when it's easier for you to get up from a very low chair with your bodice on.
My parasol brings all the boys to the yard.
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Date: 2005-06-05 02:10 am (UTC)And there you have it!