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[scarylullabiez]

Saw Narnia. I hope you are happy darthmaligna, because all I could think of during the dramatic slo-mo moments was, "I said GAY COWBOYS, not JESUS!" But anyways. Aslan's sacrifice scene was great, what with the humiliation and all. Speaking of which, the White Witch is pretty hardcore for a villian, and Liam Neeson was as secksie as ever, despite not actually being on screen. The lion thing I developed as a child (Shutup! It's all Disney and James Earl Jones' fault!!) made up for it.

Course I got all dressed up for it too, cuz, yeah. Liam Neeson. I feel pretty, so here, have some pics:

Comments

[elrondio.livejournal.com]

You're real' sexy!

But you made a Narnia post with no mention of Mr. Tumnus, and that just doesn't make sense to me. He was all fuzzy and sweet and wonderful and fluffy, and he had those itty-bitty little horns and those floppy little ears and that line of fluff goin' down his back, and a little umbrella! A little umbrella D:!

[scary-lullabies.livejournal.com]

ZOMG! I can't believe I forgot about him! I shall now remedy this: He reminded me of Shia LeBouf (sp?) for some strange reason, and that's a really good thing, because I adore Shia LeBouf(sp?). Mr. Tumnus was mighty adorable, and he had a SCARF. WITH POCKETS. That is about the sickest thing ever. If I had a scarf with pockets, I wouldn't wear any other clothing either.

[scary-lullabies.livejournal.com]

Oh, and while we are on the subject of movies my dear, are you going to see Brokeback Mountain? Because it occurs to me that it is rated R, and you are, legally, a youngling, despite your possesion of wisdom and wit far beyond your counted years. And, what with it having TEH GAY! OMG! PROTECT OUR CHILDREN!, it may be a bit harder to sneak into. And the reason I am asking this is because I used to work in a theater, and I know all the tricks, although, now that I actually say it, I realize that a goddess like yourself probably does too. The point is, I was offering my services, but I'm sure you don't need them.

[elrondio.livejournal.com]

I usually go to see most (cool) movies at this theater that doesn't care about age at all. They let me and my two friends see an NC-17 movie (Mysterious Skin) without a problem!

Similarly, there is a fondue place close by that asked me (while I was wearing a Harry Potter shirt) what type of wine I would be enjoying that evening. It was exciting.

Ooh, but tricks sound exciting, too! Though if all fails, I'll probably just ask my momma to come with me.

[scary-lullabies.livejournal.com]

Coll beans, cool beans. I just wanted to sure that someone as cool as you didn't have to miss out on it.

And tricks are cool. I now posses knowledge enough to sneak entire Chinese meals into the movie theater, w/o a purse or anything.

[elrondio.livejournal.com]

OH GOD, you must tell me how! I had a bag full of sushi nuggets, and as my friend and I walked into the theater, someone said "You can't come in with outside food!"

I said "D: !?"

She went ">:["

"But :[?!" argued my friend.

It was terrible.

[scary-lullabies.livejournal.com]

Well, my young Padawan, there are several factors to consider.

-It always helps to go when it's crowded. That means almost anytime on a weekend, but especially around 19:00. And if it's a weekday, 15:00 or 19:00. (Even weekdays, it picks up pretty good around 7, cuz that's when they start everything, all at once, in this giant preview orgy. Or at least, that's what I pictured as I was serving popcorn to 7-mile-long lines.)
-Possesion of a zip-up hoodie with pockets is crucial. Mine is black and Fila brand, because they have the least amount of markings on them. They also have excess fabric folded up on the inside. This helps considerably, but is not neccesary.
-What you do is, put any food you want to bring into a container (like the flat ones with compartments that Chinese food comes in at places like Panda Express). Tupperware-type things with lids are cool too, but they can't be very deep.
-Then you hold it over your stomach and zip your hoodie over it.
-Then you put your hands in your pockets and straighten your arms, the way that some ppl do when they are standing or leaning against a wall. You know what I mean? Basically, tent the sweatshirt over your stomach so the shape of the container doesn't show. That's why the extra fabric helps on Fila's, cuz it acts as a pocket so I don't have to hold the container so it doens't fall out. And I can actually fit one container of Chinese food in each side.
-When sneaking drinks in, put them in your sleeve, and tuck your hand into the sleeve, holding the bottom of the cup. I got an ice cream cone in this way, although it was a bit messy.
-Just walk in like that and be nonchalant. They aren't allowed to search your person or anything, and they usually assume pregnancy with me. But, if you get some smartass who tries to stop you, just tell him you have massive amounts of tampons in your pockets. -Speaking of tampons, if you want to sneak food in using a purse, use one of the ones with shorter handles that you can put on your shoulder, tucking teh actual purse under your arm, so that said food will be secure, and make sure a tampon or pad is sticking up slightly from the outside pocket. This is all assuming that your food is some kind of food which cannot be slipped in your hoodie pocket.
-Always have your ticket out and ready, and smile big and look them in the eye. They really just want to be done with you, and making it easy for them makes them like you, and if they like you, they will ignore the smell of orange chicken coming from your pregnant belly.
-If you are caught with food, make a big production, and see if they won't let you through anyway. If they don't, make a big production of going to throw it away somewhere out of sight, and then come back in with it concealed in some alternate way (in plastic baggies up your sleeves of in your pocekts).
-If you sit in the front row, use your hoodie to cover your food a little, or just keep a sharp eye for theater checks. Normally, even if they see you eating, they won't say anything, but just in case. Theater checks happen during the 19:00 hour, and/or within 20 minutes of the start of the movie. Some usher will come stand at the door with a flashlight.
-And lastly, listen to the ppl around you. It's rare, but sometimes some fuddyduddy will rat you out while you are eating. I think this is because they are bitter and scrooge-like because they aren't getting any. (I refer to both sex, and Chinese food in movie theaters.)

Hmmm.... I think that's it. If I think of other tips, I shall add them later.

[scary-lullabies.livejournal.com]

Oh, and needless to say, it helps considerably if the hoodie is wee bit big for you.