It's always all about the money.

[scarylullabiez]

I hope I never become rich, because being rich would spoil the ecstatic euphoria of finding dollar bills in the washing machine. Or under the vanity when I clean my room. No amount of well-muscled, delicious-smelling, shirtless pool boys kissing each other (because what else is money good for, if not live slash and BPAL?) could ever replace that feeling.