The link is NSFW.

[scarylullabiez]

Dear Criminal Minds,

You're a terrible show, and all your fanfiction is rated PG. What little porn there is is so vanilla it makes 7th Heaven look like Spartacus: Blood and Sand. It makes Twilight look like The Story of O. It makes cream of wheat taste spicy. There is nothing to hold me here.

SO DEAR GOD WHY CAN'T I QUIT YOOOUUUUU???

                                   Baffled,
                                        scary-lullabies


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[c-dub-yah.livejournal.com]

I like fucked up shit (harry potter fandom, what have you done to me?), but I thought this was pretty good (if not particularly explicit): http://community.livejournal.com/farawaylight/486.html

Also, the kinkfest has some stuff: http://community.livejournal.com/rounds_of_kink/tag/fandom:+criminal+minds

[scary-lullabies.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, xtinethepirate keeps trying to tell me that it's all about the Hotch/Reid. I shall have to check that out.

Oooo, I hadn't seen Criminal Minds on the kinkfest! I know there was a kink meme for this fandom, but I think it was very short-lived.

I was going to say that it was X-Files fandom that messed me up (when I was like, 12, for gods sake), but then I remembered that I used to play Evil Overlord with my Burger King kids meal toys. You know that ones that were dinosaurs that folded up into hamburgers and french fries? I used to imagine they were begging me not to fold them up as I folded them up. I also wanted to marry Robocop and/or Beetlejuice. I was a very special child.