Oh my.

Mar. 6th, 2007 11:08 pm
I have a new favorite picture of prostitute!Jensen: )

And I miss algie. That is all.
Between getting up @ 5:30 am after approx. ten minutes of sleep, working for 8 hours catering to and cleaning up after 250 senior citizens who managed to make twice the mess with their popcorn that the 400 middle-schoolers managed to make THE LAST TIME I HAD TO GET UP AT THE ASSCRACK OF DAWN TO WORK A RENTAL which btw was LESS THAN A WEEK AGO, going straight to school and taking a history test, getting yelled at by my teacher, and then coming home to find out about this... If they cancel Spn now, make no mistake: I am going to go on a crime spree so vicious and repugnant that I will singlehandedly destroy all semblance of order in California and we will return to the days of the untamed West which, in addition to involving phrases like "petticoated astonishments" and "soiled doves," included lots of scalping, and obviously massive amounts of gay sex, since 92% of the population in mid-1800's CA was male.

p.s. Obviously, I'm not really mad at algie muns or anything, but let me have my rage. It's less pathetic than crying and I had a shitty day and it's mostly the sleep deprivation talking anyways.
I have been meaning to make some text icons since forever.

Ta Da! )
[info]Algie is back and I am thrilled! But also, I'm trying to write algie!Jared angst and you know what I can't get out of my head? That time in [livejournal.com profile] 1811 when he had gross awkward hetero sex with Sienna Miller, and it's cracking my shit up, and I can't write angst when my shit is cracking up!!
Ok, so I guess I'm spamming now, cuz I have this stupid little 600 word paper that I really don't want to write. (I've I've gotten to the point where I don't want my teachers to waste my time with anything less than 8 pages.) So I shall spam as procrastination.

But it's not like I'm not talking about Very Important Things, here. See, I was watching Dead Man's Blood, because it's actually taken me that long to work through my s1 DVDs, and since it wasn't smooshed on a little youtube screen, I noticed this:

I have that. On a necklace. See? It was my grandma's. Now I have to be obsessed over it. It's a crusader's cross, right?

Also, my soul desires this. I can't stop thinking of how pretty it would look on a certain Winchester.

I miss the algie brotherlovin'. I was hoping this would lead to some protective rage and some J/B lovins, but... *wistful sigh* Also, did anything of importance go down in this thread the other night? Cuz I didn't read it. I pretty much can't stand Tove anymore.

ETA: Lately I have been nursing horrible plans to design a unisex scarf that would be exactly 6'4" in length and name it The Padalecki. It would possibly involve cables.
RE: [info]algie - Oh, jesusfuck. I couldn't read it past about here, I started crying. Somebody just tell me if anything plot-relevant went down, aside from the obvious, and no unnecessary details please. In the meantime, I'm gonna go look at yarn on ebay, that always makes me feel better.
*loves on Jared*

I just want to say that I love this bit of squish and Wincest so much that I'm reworking my hoodie to be a wearable shrine to it. I'm not even kidding. I've read and re-read it at least 15 times and I only discovered it maybe 10 days ago. Please send help.
Am thankful for:

My family (MamaGoddess, PapaBear, Oro, Fedora, Flora Pecosa, Calodaemon, Miles, Plumie, Alejandro, Wifeypants)
The fact that all my family (except Miles and Wifeypants T_T) is here right now
My flist, and their vast amounts of sweetness an awesome
My edjumacation
Heifer International
All my yarn and all my needles
Knitta Please
Vladimir, my mp3 player
Bellydancing and my happy belly
Fandom and Fangirlism
V for Vendetta
Eric Kripke
Star Wars
[livejournal.com profile] notthequiettype's rec
[livejournal.com profile] modillian calling me a patootie.

La la la.

Nov. 12th, 2006 04:44 am
I got a letter from [livejournal.com profile] iamstillthemoon! I feel all special!

Ewan is teh dumb. Throw rocks at him.

I had a dream last night that had Jared Padalecki in it. See, this is a pin-up I like, and in this dream, I was at the beach and that was His Jaredness, all naked and wet. It was fun.
*points at icon*

ETA: )


Nov. 6th, 2006 10:59 pm
Boyd: I'm getting adopted.
Jensen: By who?! They might be perverts!
Me: *roffles*

Man, that's so algie!Jensen and such a worrier's thing to say. My sister is like that. I'm all, "I'm going for a walk," and she's all, "But a wall safe might fall on you!" I mean, yes, in this case, a wall safe is actually going to fall on me, but that's still a nutty thing to say.
*cries and cries and cries* Everything in [info]algieland was all happy and I knew something was coming, but these things aren't like violent exciting things, they just suck hard in a manner not unlike RL, and dear gods, I let things get to me too much. [info]Lien knows how I am; I get depressed every year as the sun wanes. I can already tell it's gonna hit me hard this time around.
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

And speaking of [info]algie, I hope that person who stole Sabina likes gay porn, because I had it bookmarked on her.

Does anyone know how long Threadless shirts are? I ask because jeans fit me in such a way as I pretty much have to cover the front of them or look like the Creature Who Constantly Moons San Diego. (Aside from the ass hanging out and other identifying marks, this rare and strange creature can be identified by its seemingly four-foot-long crotch.) So yeah, must cover the top of my jeans. Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

It's almost Thursday!
*le sigh* I've been suspicious of all this happiness. What have you done with Brandon, you evil muns? *frets*

Also re: [info]algie - I've been a lousy fan of late. I apologize, but it's only going to get worse. (So much work this week, OMG!) I'm going to try to be a more active fan after this semester and during the holidays, but right now... Just know that I'm reading it and loving it as much as ever even if I don't say so.

Meanwhile, on the bus...

SomeLongHairedTeenageGuy: *drinks water*
Bus Driver: Aha! No drinking! Bring that cup up here, little girl.
SomeLongHairedTeenageGuy: Little girl!? I'm old enough to be your mother!
Well. Ahem. I have library books due tomorrow. And big magick too.

I've been quiet for a few days. Not because I was angsting, but rather because I have been completely consumed by the awesome of this wincesty goodness. It has amnesia and an evil macadamia ranch in it. My favorite bit? ) I read the first three chapters (or what I thought were the first three) of this verse a while ago, perhaps before it was a full-on verse.
Imagine my delight when I go back and discover a frillion more fics, each more brilliant than the last.

Speaking of even more brilliant than the last, this week's chapter of [livejournal.com profile] inagadda is my favorite chapter yet. I can't say enough about this fic. I really can't. Keyboard smash.

Autumn-y Ficcish Thoughts )

So, in conclusion: marvelous mood, especially now, because I closed the theater with Kasey, Second Most Awesome Male On The Planet, tonight. Ten minutes with him, and the world is yours for the taking.
I go through my flist, and plenty of ppl have posted meta or porn today, and that made me feel less awkward about posting this. Plus anything I might say about the day would surely offend everyone.

Algiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeee )
Note to self: DO NOT go traipsing about the Wiki for background info on [info]algie. It will inevitably give you Ideas. Like the one about Asmodeus and Raphael having that love/hate/unbelievably-intense-chemistry thing, and then Raphael gets so jealous of Sarah and when God has him take Asmodeus out to the desert to imprison him with the razor-sharp rocks, they end up having twisted bondage sex all over the place and Raphael hates himself for it, and imprisons Asmodeus and flies off crying and God's like, "What's wrong, Rafe?" And Raphael is like, "N-nothing, your eminence. *sniffle*" And God looks at him for a sec and goes, "OMG, you had kinky sex with Asmodeus! GO TO YOUR ROOM!!" And then as punishment God makes Raphael, angel of healing, pregnant with a litter of Asmodeus's babies, all of which are these imp-demons that that bite when they nurse when they're babies and grow up to cause STI's. (I mean, you know, they're the demons of STI's not just, like, promiscuous demons. They invented STI's and they run around making condoms break and such.)


Jul. 30th, 2006 04:13 pm
[livejournal.com profile] modillian is officially my most favoritest beta reader in the whole damn world. Hundreds of thousands of smooches and thanks to you, darling.

Title: Oneirataxia
Pairing: Jensen/Boyd
Rating: I suck at ratings. It feels R to me, but I'll say NC-17 to be safe.
Genre: AU, PWP, crack.
Summary: Follow up to AU drabble of desperate denial and alliteration.
Warnings: Boytits! Also angst, and extreme mushiness. I mean extreme. This would be a tawdry romance novel if it weren't for the kink. And then there's some weird religiosity that I'm sure will offend someone.
Inspired By: [info]algie, specifically [livejournal.com profile] epithet and [livejournal.com profile] raunch.
Author’s Note(s): Gratuitous angsty boytits porn. Click here for premise, and more extensive author's notes.

Oneirataxia )
My calves and forearms are stiff, and salt packets are the bane of my existance. Had my first day at the movie theater, and I loved it. But none of that matters just now, because I'm sobbing my brains out. I refuse to accept this, players. In fact I am so not accepting this that I wrote a drabble of non-acceptance. Notice it is classified as AU. How am I supposed to go on without an abused cross-dressing waif of a thing to sex up the manliest pretty boy ever and bring out all my maternal urges?

Title: Childlike
Author: Ara of [livejournal.com profile] scary_lullabies
Pairing: Jensen/Boyd and Jensen/Jared
Rating: R, cuz it says teh c word omg.
Inspired by: [info]algie, specifically [livejournal.com profile] epithet, [livejournal.com profile] raunch, and [livejournal.com profile] nerdlike. Also certain Hafiz poems, and books such as Are You My Mother? and The Missing Piece and The Giving Tree. And my weird, fucked-up, trapped-in-paradise, awkward/kinky side of innocence idea of what a Christian-based traditional-ish heaven is like. Basically, this is my kinky, whacked-out childhood.
Warnings: Un-beta'ed. Written after a good hour of crying. And I think some of this might qualify as non-con, but I'm not sure.
Note to [livejournal.com profile] modillian: Not included in this week-long process we had planned, because it doesn't seem at all threesome-conducive.

Un-beta'ed Insta-Drabble. )
So undead Tove reads Harry Potter, while slayer-sex.ed-mentor Jude watches Firefly, and, if I'm remembering correctly, Rachel Ray.



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