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[scarylullabiez]

Dear Criminal Minds,

You're a terrible show, and all your fanfiction is rated PG. What little porn there is is so vanilla it makes 7th Heaven look like Spartacus: Blood and Sand. It makes Twilight look like The Story of O. It makes cream of wheat taste spicy. There is nothing to hold me here.

SO DEAR GOD WHY CAN'T I QUIT YOOOUUUUU???

                                   Baffled,
                                        scary-lullabies


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[ever-obsessed.livejournal.com]

I THINK IT MEANS SOMETHING THAT I WANT TO SLOW CLAP THIS POST.

Because, damn.

AND LACK OF COMMUNICATION AND SAFE WORDS JUST KILL ME. KILL ME. IN A BAD FUCKING WAY.

And, yes, word, but it's not just the personal traumas, it's how they all mesh together when they're together - and how many layers there are to the layers and the other layers and the extra layers hiding in the back. Because one of the reasons I obsess over them is that, like, even their negative traits MESH just perfectly together. WHICH IS AWESOME.

I think the biggest difference is that when Morgan's in that, AHH, BOY PARTS, AHH, HE SMELLS LIKE A MAN, AHH, I WANT TO TAP THAT BUT SHOULD I?! Reid's little 'take charge and handle this shit' instinct has kicked in and brushed aside the initial shyness he's always going to have and he doesn't even realize he's doing it but he sees Morgan flailing and he's like, OKAY, HERE... JUST... GIVE ME A BLOWJOB, I NEVER HAD ONE BEFORE and Morgan's all, OKAY, because that actually freaks him out less than other things. So they're actually in an okay spot and progressing nicely. Because Reid gets random touches and contact and little things he never got before, and he completely knows how to be nonthreatening when taking charge and calming someone down, and Morgan is a little leery at first because, hey, last time somebody has power over him, it was godawful and he couldn't get away, and this time, it's completely different and it's weird and it's scary but he also feels kind of safe at the same time AND THERE ARE LAYERS, WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE TO NOT SEE EMOTIONALLY DOMINANT!MORGAN AND EMOTIONALLY SUBMISSIVE!REID?! BECAUSE I DO NOT SEE THIS BUT IT'S EATING THE FANDOM, GAH.

But anyway, hey, THEY ARE ENJOYING THE SEX AND EVERYTHING IS GOING REALLY WELL right up until Morgan is kidnapped and shoved very brutally back into the acute phase of his RTS and, bam, EVERYTHING GOES TO SHIT.

and the merits or lack thereof of kink-as-therapy) and Morgan is all like O_O
OH GAWD, I LUFF YOU.

Basically it goes something like this: some chick or possibly dude comes up and is hitting on Morgan and Reid is all "Excuse me, I believe that is my stapler loveslave. Plz to be stepping off." All with the casual possession and confidence and Morgan is like *goo* (why isn't there an emoticon for goo?) So then he starts to think there's something to all this belonging to someone, and he's basically tugging on Reid's sleeve
ahahaha, *pets documents*

Especially how you made sure to mention the casual and confidence and OH GAWD, I LUFF YOU.

Not sure whether this would involve a club or something, because I actually find the kind of play that stays homegrown very hot.
Yes.

I'm getting the sense that we both have strong feelings about this. XD
I NOW HAVE SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS MY STRONG FEELINGS ABOUT THIS. I LUFF YOU.

I want to use a gif but I can't find one good enough to express my glee for you.

[scary-lullabies.livejournal.com]

WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE TO NOT SEE EMOTIONALLY DOMINANT!MORGAN AND EMOTIONALLY SUBMISSIVE!REID?! BECAUSE I DO NOT SEE THIS BUT IT'S EATING THE FANDOM Weeeellll, when I squint I can see it that way as well, but I can do that with almost every pairing in every fandom. I think it might be because I'm a switch myself.

But yes, unintentionally dominant Reid is best Reid. XD

I LUFF YOU TOOO! I SMELL THE POTENTIAL SMELL OF SOME SORT OF COLLABORATION IN OUR FUTURE, Y/N?