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[scarylullabiez]

Dear Criminal Minds,

You're a terrible show, and all your fanfiction is rated PG. What little porn there is is so vanilla it makes 7th Heaven look like Spartacus: Blood and Sand. It makes Twilight look like The Story of O. It makes cream of wheat taste spicy. There is nothing to hold me here.

SO DEAR GOD WHY CAN'T I QUIT YOOOUUUUU???

                                   Baffled,
                                        scary-lullabies


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WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE TO NOT SEE EMOTIONALLY DOMINANT!MORGAN AND EMOTIONALLY SUBMISSIVE!REID?! BECAUSE I DO NOT SEE THIS BUT IT'S EATING THE FANDOM Weeeellll, when I squint I can see it that way as well, but I can do that with almost every pairing in every fandom. I think it might be because I'm a switch myself.

But yes, unintentionally dominant Reid is best Reid. XD

I LUFF YOU TOOO! I SMELL THE POTENTIAL SMELL OF SOME SORT OF COLLABORATION IN OUR FUTURE, Y/N?